Bella 🎀

I be chilling and I be tweeting and shit sometimes too 🤷🏽‍♀️🫶🏾💜

[Joy @JoyyUnSpeakable]

Tyler Perry ain’t in the writers room

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

Boyz II Yen

[dr. bald nigga change @thegentledyke]

one got a job

[Want A Good Username @WantAGoodHandle]

BedRock was a song full of BAD bars.

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I love laughing omg imma come back next life as a hyena

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Cheetah Girls really slid on Cinderella

[Tommie @tommiedotjpg]

Tisha Campbell talking about how she grew up on welfare and would have to hide the toaster when the welfare officer came to the house bc it was considered too high end for a poor person to have. A toaster. This country has always been sick.

[Bella 🎀 @ciaocalico]

What’s crazy is my husband actually has it in his 😂💀

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

EVER.

[Z🎃E @Zo_bo_fo_sho]

He had bladder cancer. I think it’s good he’s not ashamed. We all have bodies people.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Doctor’s offices be like: “please arrive 15 minutes early so the doctor can see you 45 minutes late.

[Yxng. @PapiiL0rd]

I don’t need AI to summarize my fucking emails and texts. I can read them myself. Stop forcing this shit on us.

FUCK. THIS.

[🦾 @bootydigger22]

I know what you are cause you looked at a nigga named Tyrone and UNIQUIA and thought “yeah they white”

[conny @BlvckJxsus]

application fees for apartments shouldn’t even exist, let’s start there lol.

[bꜣstt @k3niethestalli]

no because i don’t fucking use it

[Daryoush Austin Zamhariri @TheAustinZ420]

Waiting to see Ted Cruz travel plans to really forecast how bad this Texas flood is going to be.

[𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔢𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𓆩♱𓆪 @intrstellarzara]

niggas only remember religion when it’s time to be homophobic lmao

[The Ting Dynasty @KeKatli]

This is what "Of All Time" means.

[Uncle Willie’s Son @Hereforfoolery2]

My problem is I feel I should get 1 sauce per chicken strip.

[Matt McGhee @mattmcGhee]

white ppl ain’t even got a recent “hey now you’re an all star” cuz they too busy tryna make r&b

[yuyu⭐️ @cybxrartist]

They really will put pumpkin spice in your ass if you’re not careful