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[Liv @_1ivvi]

girl maths is that buying something using a refund is basically free, boy maths is saying that 5’9 is 5’11 with shoes on which is basically 6’0

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

2001-2003 babies having all early adulthood milestone snatched. it feels personal atp

[lewys @lookingforlewys]

when you could only sit outside when restaurants re-opened after lockdown

[ً @sajzxa]

the biggest comeback is making yourself happy again

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

i wanna meet the fella that invented mac and cheese balls & thank him myself. pasta, but fried! wow

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

And it only came to £14.99 for the lot 👀

[Random Acts of Kindness @aorkindnes]

i used to think communication was a key until i realized comprehension is. you can communicate all you want with someone but if they don’t understand you or refuse to understand, communication is useless.

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Glad you picked up some sparkling water for a bit of flavour

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Never forget.

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Has anyone heard off Kevin recently?!

[sarah @x_scx_]

I could text my dad that someone’s about to murder me and he’d still reply with this

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Why was Pingu’s dad always ironing when none of his family wore clothes?

[Carly Johnson @carlyjohnson123]

I know your suppose to bring ya own bag to the supermarket but this a bit extreme 😵‍💫

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

i just feel like i need a tattoo or a new piercing, something painful you know

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

why does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

[lauren 🍅 @dontg0dark]

topshop was essential to british fashion & the asos version just isn’t the same...from the ages of 14 to 16 I truly was a topshop princess and I MISS IT!!!

[Ruby Naldrett @rubynaldrett]

the staff in tesco press the ‘customer is clearly over 25’ button a bit too confidently these days