I donโt know who came up with it, ALDIโs marketing team, or Lewis Capaldiโs marketing team, but whoever the brain box was, needs a rise. This is GENIUS marketing!
Glaswegian: โThat your dug?โ
Aberdonian: โAye.โ
Glaswegian: โMind if ah talk tae him?โ
Aberdonian: โDug disnae talk.โ
Glaswegian: โAwright dug, howโs it gaun?โ
Dug: โNo bad, pal.โ
Aberdonian: (stares in shock)
Glaswegian: โThat your owner?โ (points at the Aberdonian)
Dug: โAye.โ
Glaswegian: โHe treatin ye awright?โ
Dug: โBrilliant. Walks me twice a day, good scran, even takes me tae the park at the weekend.โ
Aberdonian: (jaw drops)
Glaswegian: โMind if ah talk tae yer horse?โ
Aberdonian: โHorse disnae talk either.โ
Glaswegian: โAwright horse, howโs things?โ
Horse: โSound, mate.โ
Aberdonian: (utterly shocked)
Glaswegian: โThat your owner?โ
Horse: โAye.โ
Glaswegian: โHe look after ye?โ
Horse: โToo right. Brushes me, rides me, keeps me cosy in a stable.โ
Aberdonian: (canโt believe his eyes)
Glaswegian: โMind if ah have a wee word wi yer sheep?โ
Aberdonian: โ...That sheepโs a lyinโ bastard!!โ
"He's not got a plan B, he's got a Spotify playlist called 'Healing Energy'"
After a 0-2 defeat to Hearts, and 10th in the league, it's time for a Rangers #FanDenial
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