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[ciaran swino @ciaranatciaran]

I’ve got an hour to kill so here is a thread of me wearing all the hats I own. If I acquire more I will add to it

[ciaran swino @ciaranatciaran]

This with an Oppenheimer style ending where Hansen is watching Lil Pump rap at a pedophile on stream, thinking he’s destroyed the world.

[A24 @A24]

You see how this looks, right? Lance Oppenheim's PRIMETIME produced by and starring Robert Pattinson as famed To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen, inspired by true events. Have a seat September 25.

[hunter @3gpmh]

going for walks is easy when you have never gotten over anything in your life

[irene 🫧 @galkilmer]

not a single season of mad men takes place during 1961

[ciaran swino @ciaranatciaran]

isn’t “if hamlet had an iphone” like most modern adaptations these days

[Anna loves Chul 3000. @SUJUSHlDAE_]

shakespeare's stories also aren't real but if i said hamlet had an iphone you'd rightfully point out the inconsistency. greece is a real place and the odyssey is rooted in its real culture. if you think fictional tales don't have historical value i fear literature is not for you.

[ciaran swino @ciaranatciaran]

most expensive buses in the uk btw

[The National @ScotNational]

Scotland's Transport Secretary Stephen Flynn has reportedly turned down meetings with Glasgow bus campaigners fighting to overhaul 'completely mad' franchising legislation

Ellie Harrison, of Get Glasgow Moving, has twice contacted Flynn but has been rejected both times

[ciaran swino @ciaranatciaran]

you should be able to ban companies on indeed. why does the army get to spam 100 jobs on there.

[Tony McK 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ||*|| @oakroyd]

#Shoap - Literalists on a pub crawl along Maryhill Road, #Glasgow. Pic - Billy Rowe.

[ciaran swino @ciaranatciaran]

we’ve had snapchat filters for years and none of them are dedicated to classic cartoon concepts like turning us into a ass or morphing my head into a giant sucker

[ciaran swino @ciaranatciaran]

new haircut

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

not uncommon occurrence for academics and experts in their fields to stomp into film crit because they assume they're bringing their prodigious brains to a medium for lesser thinkers. and they always end up humiliating themselves because they don't know how to watch a film.

[ciaran swino @ciaranatciaran]

as a subscriber to the lrb you gotta accept some pretty bad movie reviews

[Variety @Variety]

'The Odyssey' Translator Emily Wilson Slams Christoper Nolan's 'Abysmal' Screenplay: 'I Would Be Ashamed to Have Written Any Part of This Script' https://t.co/mjYTWw8Md9

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Asking Chris Nolan if Zeus’ Law was inspired by the 30 Rock episode where Matt Damon declares Sky Law and pulls a gun out on a plane.

[ciaran swino @ciaranatciaran]

the circuit break starts now

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has appointed the most Oxbridge-educated Cabinet in modern times

17 of the 28 Ministers appointed were educated at either Oxford or Cambridge, according to analysis by The i Paper

[ciaran swino @ciaranatciaran]

https://t.co/CbXcpOcQsk

[Fern 3.0 @israelh8er]

he gonna be making out sloppy style with that wall

[ciaran swino @ciaranatciaran]

well that was a fun couple of hours

[UK Prime Minister @10DowningStreet]

John Healey has been appointed as Chancellor of the Exchequer @hmtreasury.

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

I bear no ill will for the “Muppets.”

[ciaran swino @ciaranatciaran]

is it coming home aye?

[ciaran swino @ciaranatciaran]

you don’t hear about people who were lost between borders these days