Ciaran

Born to sleep, forced to get out of bed✌️ | 🏳️‍🌈 | 🇺🇦 | 🍉 | ♑ | he/him

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

Woops, I've graduated

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

@HypraSeaPea @Jedlar

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

https://t.co/aJsLFKWyL2

[BBC Archive @BBCArchive]

In 1969, BBC News spoke to Mr Glynne Wood - who had a pigeon living on his head.

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

I am voting in @The_FCAs for @ArgyleLife1886's Green and White Podcast in the Best Podcast - Football League. You can vote here too: https://t.co/BDNvXmAbGJ

Also I saw a video earlier of a man that has definitely had pigeon shit in his dinner

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

@FeedTheSpud #GrovviesTilIDie

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

When the world returns to normal in the future and we look back on Coronavirus, what will the take away be?

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

For me, it'll be how fucking bad my breath is all the time Jesus Christ oh my God, I'm so sorry guys.

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

Will it be how we took our freedoms for granted? Or how government inaction and an obtuse tier system has created a death toll of thousands? Or will it be how integral our individual health is to ensuring the health of those around us?

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

I deleted most of my Instagram posts the other day and have concluded it was little more than an archive of my atrocious haircuts over the past seven years

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

Sorry kids, Santa isn't coming this year #BrexitMeansBrexit

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

It's that time of year again...

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

You’ll know which present is from me because it’ll be wrapped like shit.

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

Man like Colleen

[BBC Election @bbcelection]

Coventry North East: LAB HOLD #BBCElection #GE2019.
Full results: https://t.co/qjNpJQqrsJ

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Fuck the Tories

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

Me Vs Nicolas Cage.

[Misnomer @Misnomer]

Justin Bieber is 25, Tom Cruise is 56.

Challenge an actor 31 years older than you to a fight. I’ll go first…

Sam Waterston, you’re a punk, and due for an ass beating. Name the place.

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

@Jedlar

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

@Jedlar Honestly, paint is such an underrated design tool. Quick and easy cropping. Banging out posters in a minute. Much shorter load times. This tweet is sponsored by Microsoft #ad

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Catholics: why should we make you a Saint?

Patrick: I uh... I got rid of all the snakes in Ireland

Catholics: ... Ireland doesn't have snakes

St. Patrick: *uncorking communion wine* ya ur fuckin welcome

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

Same

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

@jointheAA_jords I'm fine with it now but when future Ciaran wants to go McDonald's this evening then I'll be none too happy Mrs

[Ciaran @ciarantmckay]

2019 Resolutions:
1. Learn how to make a gif
2. ????
3. Graph Comms