Can you believe we all had ringback tones, and actually wanted people to call us so they could hear it?? 🥴 Now I don’t want anyone to call me ever. Please text me and I’ll respond in 3-5 business days.
My mom talking about her dog being a ho with the neighbor’s dog has made my day 😂 “she’s a little ho! She sneaks off over there to see him every chance she gets, and he won’t stop coming over here either.” 💀
My 3 year old niece wants to have her birthday party at the senior center & she loves the Golden Girls, so I suggested she have a Golden Girls themed birthday party at the senior center. Stay tuned 😂
My momma bear instinct was tested last night and I’m just here to say... no man that looks like NASCAR is his favorite sport is going to tell me how to parent my child. That is all.
My 3 year old niece isn’t allowed to say “poop” at her Christian daycare, so she told her teacher she “had to drop the kids off at the swimming pool” and I can’t stop laughing about it 😂
My grandmother told me earlier that us sending her videos and photos of Jude and my niece are what get her through her days and y’all I almost broke down 🥺😩 grandparents are just so special
Had my first public embarrassment from my child as he screamed “I pooped” over and over in the middle of O’Charley’s. It’s so much fun when they can finally talk 😅
My 2 year old niece requests to watch The Golden Girls every night and she calls them “Golden Friends” and if that’s not the cutest thing you’ve heard today then I don’t know what is. She also prays that God takes care of them & we don’t have the heart to tell her 🥺
*watching Parent Trap as a kid* “it would be so cool to have a twin and trade places with them!”
*watching it as an adult* “what parent in their right mind just agrees to split their twins up & never see the other one again?!” 🤔
Some of y’all ladies check your significant other’s location to find out what they’re doing l. I check Joel’s to see how far away he is with my food because I’m hungry. We’re not the same 😂