@brittanylippy: don’t judge me for drinking coke this late it’s Coke Zero there’s no caffeine.
Me: um. That’s wrong. There’s definitely caffeine.
Britt: *looks at can intently* darn it. You mean I bought this for nothing??? I thought I was curbing my intake.
@brittanylippy just FaceTimed me from her room even though I’m sitting 10 feet away from her in the living room because she was too lazy to get out of her bed to come say hi to me.
One of my proudest college accomplishments is forcing myself to learn how to properly fold a fitted sheet without getting frustrated, balling it up and throwing it in my closet
The amount of dog toys I find in/on my bed every night is concerning. It’s even more concerning when I roll over onto one and it sounds like I murdered a small woodland creature.