Ciara Starcke

all blues and no clues

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

Me and my ex may not have worked out but our genes certainly did 😍😍

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

Marry a cop they said..

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

My daughter has more doctors than most adults and she not even born yet 🙄 yall pray for me. This girl already gotta be the center of attention.

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

Can’t wait to have a margarita in 4 months. Oops I mean a baby* 🫶🏼

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

So happy I’m giving Oliver a little sister but lowkey, I’m terrified of being a girl mom.

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

My job: “the weather conditions is not an acceptable excuse to call in.”

Also my job: “be sure to bring extra clothes and toiletries just in case the weather is too bad to go home”

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

I still really wanna know what McCormicks leg looked like after that hit

[Jay @Wavymafia]

Y’all be hella weird towards the only people who genuinely be there for you.

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

What a freakin game 😮‍💨

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

Yesterday my husband decided he was going to buy an $800 TV. So today I decided I was gonna spend $800 on Astros tickets with his card 😌

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

Thinking about the time I got drunk at my work Christmas party and told our CEO that he looked like an off brand Elon Musk ⁉️⁉️

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

Woke up and chose…unmedicated. I feel like being a problem today.

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

I convinced my psychiatrist to get a cat. I’d call today a win.

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

@ReinaZapata1 Hold the margarita mix

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

@ReinaZapata1 Must be a starcke thing. Thanks grandma

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

Kinda feel like crying my eyes out, can someone recommend a movie please. Gotta come to Twitter for these kind of questions.. home of the mentally unstable.

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

@NoahKahan really said “sad girl summer” I guess

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

Some people really just need to get their ass beat once or twice.

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

Not me, tracking my husbands every move because I sent him a picture of a kitten that he specifically told me I couldn’t have 😬

[Ciara Starcke @ciarastarcke]

Y’all think he’s telling me I can quit my job or that we can watch a movie tonight?