lotte

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

there are 40 grams of protein in listening to women

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

BREAKING NEWS: Off Campus (2026) just received a 45 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 122nd time this week

[Harry @hdwmovies]

I almost never drunk tweet but this one was important to me. I wrote this shit ON the dance floor

[♡ @shoujochi]

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

[split peabrain soup @capykater]

littering the world with strands of my hair

[jynx @jynxbby]

maybe the shopping addicted to me, y'all ever think of that

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

attention seekers be like yes my birthday is in september

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.

[johnny🪿 @kudosdunce]

wow that’s a great question I wasn’t expecting that question

[EMG @GaddersII]

I remember when a gilet was called a bodywarmer. I'll not be swayed

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

ordered a cosmopolitan at the bar

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Starship is ready to fly

[SLUG @generalslug]

socratic questions

[teen of sardines🐟 @BRATTYBARBl]

Me to the inventor of the Harvester unlimited salad bar