Chris Birrell

If you havent laughed, you havent loved.

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@izzyslovenian @DarboEatsParmo Is it gold or black?

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@currys how am I meant to call regarding an item that hasn’t been delivered and is a Royal Mail untracked item? Your automated call divert is rubbish!!!

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@ChrisDoughty32 Denise Richards was something else

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@Paulgarbs He’s got tits now hasn’t he?

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Don’t think Roxanne got the memo

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Greatest sportsman ever #goat 🐐🥊🏎

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@ladbible That bikini is nice, didn’t they have it in your size?

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@Cognizant your matchday FA app is awful. I really hope you can improve it for the thousands of managers who give their time for the childrens football.

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Cheers @bengibson1993 he just strolled past Rishi

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@Vixenvall Cos my dads a gnome

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@CarjetUK why is nobody regarding a no show booking in Greece responding to my emails? Poor customer service

[Governor General of Canada @GGCanada]

We offer our deepest condolences to the @RoyalFamily on the passing of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

Canadians across the country will mourn the loss of The Queen. Let us take a moment to honour Her Majesty’s memory in each of our own ways.

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@vfsglobalcare I’ve sat waiting over 2 hours for a 30 minute a lot that was booked for 13:15, missed my train out of kings cross, how does this process even work…? Customer delight is far from real

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@Nike why is buying off your website always s#it when it comes to the payment bit. Been rubbish for years now!!!!

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@avi_atias @faraax77 @GaryLineker Writing off any credibility you thought you had here Avi.

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@Deliveroo I’m hearing there’s strikes from your drivers in Dubai, can’t be fixed, I’m already too Hangry!!

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@Deliveroo sat here contemplating eating my own arm, Thai delivery cancelled and now our pizza could have come from Rome and we’re in Dubai!!

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@BBCBreaking He was banned from his back garden but that hardly mattered.

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@Starbaskerville @HeathrowAirport I was in terminal 2.

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@HeathrowAirport the queues at border control make it embarrassing to be British. How is this even a process?