Mr. Burns

6'2'' 185lbs Blonde/Blue/Pale, shave every couple days. Brush body everyday. Shower teeth everyday.

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

Thought @DaemZero @ErrorJustin @Samuel_IGN might enjoy. #itysl

[Josh Frydman @Josh_Frydman]

An “I Think You Should Leave” themed sportscast? RANDOM.

Had a little too much fun putting this together with my shirt brother/real brother and fellow #ITYSL obsessive @AJ_Frydman.

@ITYSL_memes

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

Need more music @DaemZero!!

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

Following the #hivesocial trend. Same handle. This time I’m REALLY gonna start my influencing career. 🙄 I’m gonna “hive” (?) more than I tweet. I think…

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

@HalfAcreBeer @Vcrworld Drop the 2022 info!!!!

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

@DESTIHLbrewery @FOBABofficial @CU1Arena What are this year’s variants?

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

@DaemZero Have you finished??

[Maplewood Brewery & Distillery @maplewoodbeer]

🌊 SIDEWALK SURFER 🌊

Our 8% West Coast style IPA with massive citrus and orange zest notes from the blend of Mosaic and hand selected Strata hops is back for another ride.

Sidewalk Surfer, available at the Lounge, 3/16 with limited distro in ALL markets starting this week!

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

@WALKTHEMOONband

[Mystery Solvent @MysterySolvent]

The one time leader of the free world who now lives alone in a hotel sharing buffets, common areas, and staff with strangers, yearns for attention and relevance so badly, he now stands on a patio step every night ranting to tens of people about a 6 month old election that he lost

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

Curious if @OffcolorBrewing needs any freelance marketing? Will work for beer. Sorry the plate isn’t totally immaculate…

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

@ErrorJustin I think I’m solid too.

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

@NadaKage @b9s4kd Knowing what the button does gives you pause. What is the ultimate wish? You’re apprehensive, but you know it must be done. You finish the last gulp of Maxwell House from the blue Pepsi cup and your sweaty palm presses the button and you hear a click...

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

Tweet tweet the birds are back baybay!!!

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Guy who loves credit card points 💳

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

@heyriddleriddle @adalrifai

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

Hey @adalrifai I wasn’t able to make the live @heyriddleriddle show last night. Plans on a Patreon release?

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

@kirkhamilton 😍😍😍

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

@OffcolorBrewing Is that mug sold separately?

[Mr. Burns @cicada9099]

@GrillosPickles Chips on the burger. Spears to snack on while the burgers are cooking. 🙃