Doctor: No lifting anything over 10 lbs. for 8 weeks after surgery.
Him: Got it. I won't. I promise. In fact, I'll probably wait an extra week or so.
Also Him: (moves a full 37 lbs. propane tank by himself 5 weeks after surgery)
Me: And people wonder why I have trust issues.
Confessing my pettiness to the void: when I discover secret texts between my hubby & a scam artist/girlfriend he met online while he's in open heart surgery and cardiac ICU, I spend my sleepless nights altering pics and contacts in his phone and replying to "her" like I'm him