Cielo Ortiz

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.

[Dom McAndrew @DomMcAndrew]

@olenhogenson This happened next. https://t.co/kqH40PXsZD

[@eyesonSDskies @eyesonsdskies]

If you're wondering why there's tons of video of insane flooding in the Santa Barbara area today, here's why. The San Marcos Pass above town has recorded 12.21 inches of rain in the last 24 hours. Nearly 6 inches have fallen in the last 6 hours alone. #CAwx

[Cielo Ortiz @cielo_ortiz]

@SallyJohnson_T5 @KSEE24 @ChpFresno

[Cielo Ortiz @cielo_ortiz]

picking out your burial plot today, makes it hurt so much more. I have to accept that you are really gone.

[Cielo Ortiz @cielo_ortiz]

Feeling so lost so broken.. I’ve called your phone to just hear your voice.

[Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks]

I’m a very suspicious person. Last year I wished everybody a happy new year and look what happened. So this year, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you.

[Cielo Ortiz @cielo_ortiz]

@EliteFerocious @JoeBiden Who is going to tell him? 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

[gh0stn 🦍 @_gh0stn]

LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP

[Cielo Ortiz @cielo_ortiz]

It’s ALMOST 3 o clock and I’m freaking out

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The fires across the West Coast are just the latest examples of the very real ways our changing climate is changing our communities. Protecting our planet is on the ballot. Vote like your life depends on it—because it does.

[Cielo Ortiz @cielo_ortiz]

Welp* my pool did it again. It has claimed another phone. Atleast it is consistent, one phone per year since I bought the house 🤣🤣

[Holly Lee @LeeHolly81]

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews “Nobody knows more than I do... I don’t know anything about...”

Wow... this ad is savage! ☝️😎

https://t.co/3soxlbP3rH

[Cielo Ortiz @cielo_ortiz]

I just had a racist customer yell at me to go back to my country. The amount of ignorance in our society is so depressing.

[Shinobi602 @shinobi602]

@realDonaldTrump

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

FUN FACT: Trump’s disapproval rating has climbed to 54% — the highest disapproval for any president in U.S. history.

[Cielo Ortiz @cielo_ortiz]

Right when we thought murder hornets was the tip of the iceberg, June starts and is like hold my beer!

[Cielo Ortiz @cielo_ortiz]

Turns out I’m a great drunk cook, everyone has asked for seconds. Okay back to drunk cleaning I go.