Ciera Eckert

UMN

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[sarah @sandwichlover7]

Making my horrible day worse by looking at job postings on linkedin

[A @cryptdesires]

"you're so cute" ok skip to the part where u say ur not ready for a relationship and then date the girl u talk to after me

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

Summer in 15 minutes you think i gaf about a nigga rn. NO

[sophie @netcapgirl]

they should invent a 3-5pm that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself

[caitlin @smileycait444]

There is demonic presence in Walmart at all times

[sleepies @sleepiesVAL]

lowkey horny and fat i have to get killed

[Icy @whereicy]

Always the drunk texter never the drunk texted

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I’m going through shit you can’t find on Reddit

[ilove @imsopopu1ar]

They should invent someone who loves me so much

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

Deleting the dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (Absolutely nowhere, not at all)

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

It’s bare minimum Friday
don’t let that job overwhelm or overextend you today.

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

I COULD BE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND. WASTED TALENT. SAD!

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I deserve a 3 day bender #TreatYourself

[cee @1ovesickkk]

at least life wants to fuck me

[Softboy @softboywin]

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

[miia @miiagarro]

men being a disappointment is actually getting so boring

do something new

[🥣 @cobbsaladfan]

crazy how far you can walk when you’re going insane