My toxic trait is putting group dinners on my credit card and then acting like I’ve made a profit when I deposit the Venmos back into my checking account
There’s a random man that comments on my poshmark posts every month or so asking to buy my used socks.. sometimes I worry about him if I haven’t heard from him in awhile
Does anyone know why we had to learn about mummies every single year in elementary school? I really am unsure of what to do with the knowledge of how to mummify a hot dog
Someone please tell me why I woke up at 6 this morning and the first thought I had was “I should go get a steam mop at Target today”
Adulthood is asinine