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[P U S S Y F L 🧚🏽‍♀️W @bbygirlariii1]

Comee learn how to eat pussy 🤭 https://t.co/JlbCC3YMzH

[🦋Queen Primis🌹 @Queen_primis]

Yeah, I already know how I’m celebrating my birthday this year 🤣🤣🤣

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

things end, people change, and life goes on

[ꨄ𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 @x_maryjaneee]

I can’t wait to marry a man that loves to grill 😋👨🏾‍🍳🥘

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

that terrible moment when you realize you're sick of all the songs on all your playlists

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

this is still twitter btw i refuse to call it by its stripper name

[໊ @user0000O0]

remembering everything sucks but at least i’m not pregnant

[Charlee @4Charleee]

Do ppl on TikTok ever get off live. Them mfs be live all night and all morning

[TheRealCherokeeOwl 🦉 @CherokeeOwl]

At a busy Walmart, an influencer noticed a teenage boy walking behind her, laughing with his friend. Feeling uncomfortable, she turned around and confronted him on camera, asking why he was laughing. The boy awkwardly replied, “It’s like big for your size,” gesturing toward her behind. The clip quickly made its way across social media. On one hand, no one likes feeling laughed at or objectified in public. On the other, moments like this show how quickly immaturity, embarrassment, and a camera can collide. Maybe it’s also a reminder that respect, especially toward strangers, shouldn’t be optional, even in passing moments.
Was confronting him the right move, or should she have just ignored it and kept walking?

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

not everyone should know where you live

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

POV: It's your day off tomorrow and you don't need to set your daily alarm and suddenly it starts raining

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

My cousin called me crying.
She said she was behind on rent, life was hard, she had nobody.
I felt bad. I sent her money without even thinking twice. A week later she called again. Then again. Then again.
And every time, the story got more dramatic.
“Bills.” “Emergency.” “Hospital.” “School fees.”
At some point I started feeling like I was her second salary. So one day I said gently: “Hey, I can’t keep doing this.”
Her tone changed immediately.
She said: “So you’ve changed now because you have money?”
Changed?
I said: “No, I just have boundaries.”
She hung up.
The next day my aunt called me furious: “How can you abandon your cousin when she needs you?”
I was confused. Then my aunt said: “She said you promised to take care of her then you refused.”
PROMISED?? So she didn’t just borrow money. She borrowed my name and rewrote my character.
I didn’t argue.
I sent the screenshots to the family group chat.
And wrote: “I’m not a bank, and I’m not a liar. If you need help, ask with respect. If you want drama, go to Netflix.”
They were quiet after that.
Because manipulators hate receipts.

[Mageba @Mageba_____]

Do you understand, like FULLY understand how huge of a flex this is?

[BLACK FLAG 💨🏴🇺🇸 @FlagBlack007]

What Do White People Cook Well . Thoughts 💭 ⁉️

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

My sister gave birth last week, today she told me she’s fine but her husband has postpartum depression. I don’t understand The concept of men going through Postpartum depression when they didn’t partum??

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

My landlord used to be friendly. Always greeting me. Always smiling.
Then one day he started getting too comfortable.
He said: “You’re a beautiful girl. Why are you living alone?”
I said: “Because I like peace.”
He laughed.
A few days later, he came to my door with that fake “checking on you” excuse.
He said: “I can take care of you, you know.”
I smiled and said: “No thank you.”
He looked shocked. Like he expected me to start kneeling.
After that day, his attitude changed.
The next month he called me and said: “Rent has increased.”
INCREASED??
I said: “Why?”
He said: “Inflation.”
Inflation?? In this building with leaking taps?
I knew immediately. It wasn’t inflation.
It was rejection tax.
So I told him: “No problem. I’ll move.”
Suddenly he started panicking.
“No no, we can talk about it.”
I said: “No need. I don’t negotiate with emotional landlords.”
Two weeks later I moved out.
And the peace I felt? Amazing.
Because a man who punishes you for rejecting him is a dangerous man.

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Having a conversation with my grandma with Alzheimer's:
Me: “it was nice seeing you”
Grandma: “it was nice remembering you”
Me: “you remember me?”
Grandma: “I don't remember your name, but I remember that I love you”.

[La-Ndlovu @destiny_ndlovu]

I signed an NDA with myself. No announcements. No explanations. Lips sealed.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

I'm tired of pretending, GUYSSSS What does "P.S" mean??? 😭

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sometimes, I miss the sheer entertaining idiocy of pronouns in bio