Chris Cieslak

Sometimes there are iPhones. Sometimes they need to be programmed. Bears Hawks Sox Bulls. Onions.

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@dan_bernstein you and Matty back? Best news ever. Please line up Gas Money Bob as a guest.

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@DadBoner Kick me in meeee… nards

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@ChrisRongey are you now going to take calls from the new pope, and if so, how will
You respond

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@shane_riordan With you and Dan gone the score is becoming like one of those dead malls in the suburbs. RIP my AM radio.

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@dan_bernstein just got the text from a buddy you got fired. Been a huge fan since the old B&B days and this all seems to me to be a bit silly. I’m sure this sucks for you right now but I hope I can give you one more vote of confidence.

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@dan_bernstein Other rookies Gradey Dick should swap jerseys with:

Kobe Brown
Noah Clowney
Alex Fudge
Andrew Funk
Matthew Hurt
Dereck Lively II
Jacob Toppin

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@Yubico @krakenfx why is 2fa not working?

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@SkilletDoux a new Monkey? With you voicing? Hells to the yes.

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@whitesox WHAT ABOUT BANKS

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https://t.co/TobP0LYZeg

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@Ecnerwal23 @Ecnerwal23 im going to miss your strong shirt game on twitch. And you in general. Hoping that your next thing is gonna be awesome.

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@24hoursoflemons, meet 10 Hours of Dickass. (uh... "inspired" by the 2021 wrapup video) https://t.co/fqgJZh8sRn

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@ERuns My mother owned 3 and I learned to drive in one. LeSabre forever.

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The Tesla Model S is just a Buick LeSabre that the west coast thinks is cool.

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The rapist ends his career with a loss.

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If I have anything to be thankful for in the new year, it’s the damn Bulls.

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@shane_riordan I feel you would be better off butchering and smoking the bull than actually riding it.

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@torqpenderloin the one on elston by the wife's office now apparently also has beefs. I see no need to go anywhere else.

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Watching the Bulls game, Orlando’s court looks like they got the local Sign-O-Matic folks to do it. “We got Times, Arial, Handel…” “What’s Handel?” “You know, the Epcot font?” “Oh, that’s totally on brand. We want a 3pt stroke to the center court logo, can you do 2 color?”