∂мℓ 🇪🇸

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

the amount of betting ads man, we’re finished💔

[𝑨𝒚𝒐 x 𝑮𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒃 @arrakunrin]

I can boldly say penis.

When I was 10, I put a cutlass in my trousers and tried to draw it out like how they drew swords in movies.

As I did, I cut off my penis and it fell to the floor. After so much blood was lost, I woke up in the hospital. I’d been stitched up and lost a penis.

But the doctor told me not to worry because it’ll grow back. I didn’t believe at first but since then, it has grown x10 its initial size

I have to roll it up and use rubber band to hold it in place inside my boxers. On some days,I have to wrap it round my thigh.

[FeRaN💛 @Fabulous_feran]

just another day of getting random N5,000 airtime from my company.

[Lummy04🧊 @Biglummy100]

I no dey ever get babe for rainy season guyy’ I no know why

[Pharuk. @pharukdagreat]

e fi temi sharikogbon.

[∂мℓ 🇪🇸 @cif_dml]

@PenielThoy @odinlad_ @NurseLekan well nobody nose tomorrow

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

South Korea’s manager in the locker room during half time

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

"science is better than art"

No be me and you dey play sporty now?

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

✅ 9 Man South Africa vs Mexico - TWO shots on target

❌ 11 Man Arsenal vs PSG - ONE shot on target

[$iGN*🧟‍♂️🇧🇷 @dazedstunna]

lowering my sexual talks when i like someone so i don’t seem like a lustful demon from hell

[y4yi🇦🇷 @yxyiagain]

shey na chowdeck go buy bike for me abi na me go use my money buy bike for myself?

[Oluwatomiwa @oluwatomiiwa]

@yeankhar Veins contain deoxygenated blood so pressure isn’t as high as arteries that have oxygenated blood and they contain the necessary information we need to test for without causing excess blood loss.
Capillaries aren’t big enough so the blood will be small in volume

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

sex is cool, but its never worth all the chasing, spending & bs y'all tolerate just to fuck.

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

My penis is now penwas due to lack of usage

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

"there's always another guy"
na so e be too for my side, bitches on my left and right

[Ibrahim @IbnLMubarak]

"Kaka ki'n jale, ma ku ku d'eru"

Insane fooling from the ancestors mahn.

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

You have just finish watching your team playing at 3:48 am but 4:00 am Czechia vs
Dr Congo cannot watch itself

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

Almost 6 months now i never see 20k for my account, na so so 1200, 2000,
1700, 800

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Accidentally just opened my front camera. We remain grateful for personality

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How De’Aaron Fox and the Spurs were in the Locker room after Losing game 4 against the Knicks 😂🏀