Cigarettes at Paco

The world is full of people rehearsing certainty. I prefer the quieter work of remaining difficult to convince.

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

I remember when i cheated in junior school- everyone else failed the subject except me. I scored 24/30.

I got so scared that i eventually had to study in case they bring me in for questioning 😭

[Pikku 感情的 - 「イチガチバチ宗教家」 #TENOÍ @PikkuProgram]

OPENING BY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO??????

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

WHAT THE FUCK

This is real

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[out of context house m.d. @telyhouse]

House M.D. absolutely owned this genre

[Jim Halpert Argento @sapillopillo]

COMO VAS A ANULAR UN GOL AGONICO EN EL 90+13

[michael hess @mchlhess]

House hunting in SF is going great

[⋆Maresia⋆ @ghoetya]

Omg she's so crazy

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

'Suits' star Rick Hoffman shows off incredible body transformation

[cole @wyacole]

The unemployed friend who's treating the World Cup like a full-time job.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Long story: shortened

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

what car is that?

[s44nti @s44nti]

cuando tengo un dia horrible pero recuerdo que hay gente de mi edad con hijos

[Janni @HeyImJanni]

Erderwärmung

[s44nti @s44nti]

gasté dinero como si no hubiera mañana y si hubo mañana

[Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker @Martyupnorth]

I've had to do some crazy repairs in the bush to get myself home, but never anything like this.

[ؘjuandi @poxelse]

haaland etiquetando en un reel a vini jr para recrear ese video lo TIPAZO 😭

[GitHub @github]

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Keep it. Lend it to friends. Pass it on to your children.

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[dax @thdxr]

fuck i just pulled out my calculator to do $0.08 x 100