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[miia @miiagarro]

"what’s ur blood type?" idk fucking boiling

[Spider-Man Vibe 🕷️ @SpiderManVibe]

this poster is so peak 🔥

[KamenSoL 555💫 @KamenS0L]

The hand slap is killing me we sure he not a nigga???

[Sean @ChristIsComing5]

I’ve officially reached the stage in my life where I randomly whisper “Thank you, Lord” throughout the day.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

maturing is letting people think whatever they wanna think because who gives af fr.

[voided @voided]

When I was a kid, I thought by 27 I'd be married, have a kid and own a house.

Me at 27 in reality:

[pinkie v @sourberryvi]

“are you sexually active” pal the only thing that eats me out is guilt

[🕸️Kenny🕸️ @henri_spider]

When he learns that she's SUFFERING due to the wish, and she literally asks him to KILL her to end her suffering
His response is "what's so bad about being with me?"
That should immediatly tell you how much of an asshole he is

[🕸️ @recreatings]

“what do you do in the shower for 45 mins?”

think about my life just like this

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

“You know, I am the one” 😎😆

[BIG SAM 🕊 @unstoppableszn]

nobody tells you how good it feels to finally have your own space. 😃❤️

[Rhoda @Symply_rhoda1]

Invest in your room, it will heal you.

[Brian Massachusetts @BuraianUFO]

“The Nordics? Great people. Tremendous people. Very tall. Everybody talks about the Zeta Reticuli aliens, total disaster, low energy. But the Nordics? Incredible. Beautiful spacecraft. The best spacecraft. Frankly, they’ve never seen interdimensional trade deals like mine.”

[🕸️ @recreatings]

"Thug it out" mfs after going through the most traumatic event of their life

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[🚬 @cig_davedreams]

@Xumiiz Xumiiz Cullen