;gabrel

boêmia

[vera @verasailles]

thing i like = coded and implied
thing i don't like = bait and fan service

[;gabrel @cigaralho]

se um dia eu me casar e ficar viuvo eu vou virar terrorista

[The Vegapunk of Hyenas @Yeenie_Mcbeenie]

The problem with arguing Christian morality is that you’ll see basic human behavior and Christians pretend they invented it

[pretty hate machine @setembrao]

usuarios do twitter sao tipo: "desde ontem pensando na frase indio forte, cueca fraca, índio peida cueca rasga, indio fraco, cueca forte, indio peida cu explode"

[berdlyfan67 @madaobrenin]

"se"
"poderia"
"ele teria"
"ele podia ter feito"
"ele faria"
"ele jogaria"

[francisco 💾 @franciscobmp_]

fui comprar mais um jogo na steam e o nubank perguntou se eu estava fazendo pix para uma casa de apostas

[majestade @labubuneto]

off ver gente defendendo o messi me estressa mais do q ver gente defendendo o neymar, pq o neymar pelo menos é brasileiro

[ly ★ dottore's attorney @lymeralt]

when im hating on ronaldo but a messi fan thinks im on their side

[Jane Smith @JaneSmi59961167]

I am consistently confused by people treating Archive of Our Own as a regular algorithmic social media site, to the point that they delete fics when they decide to move fandoms. Its your work to do what you want with, but why publish on an ARCHIVE with no intent of archival.

[Flávia Maria @flaviamalvim]

finalmente uma atitude européia que deve ser valorizada e reproduzida em terras brasileiras.

[mimi @dolliermimi]

a comentarista da globo: "bela participação do neymar na partida, pra quem achou que ele ia decidir a copa do mundo tá ai pra que ele veio" tô chorando PERFEITA

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

how it feels to be loved

[Danael Fernandes @DanaelFernandes]

Vai tomar no cu haaland

[arch movies 💾 @archmovies]

"i'm not obsessed with sex... just can't stop thinking about it. The performance of it... the awkwardness of it... the drama of it. The moment you realise someone wants your body... Not so much the feeling of it." - Phoebe Waller-Bridge scene from Fleabag

[;gabrel @cigaralho]

poxa

[;gabrel @cigaralho]

I got that dawg on me and It's This

[Luma @lumyng]

o entrosamento deles mds 😍

[lia! @liafoguel]

vou rir disso pra sempre

[Dev :3 🔞 @Non_C0nnoisseur]

Sometimes fanfiction is “he would not fucking say that but boy would it be hot if he did”