Lefty Cigarette

bad haircut, busted knuckles.

[Lefty Cigarette @CigaretteLefty]

@peckrnutt Yeah i'd much rather be a school teacher begging for money so i can buy crayons and lysol wipes.

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@FrankBr05713205 Sounds like the dice went easy on you

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@OfAthenry Same here. A beaver charged at me when I was a kid. The teeth and the eyes, man. I fuckin skedaddled.

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@BravoKiloActual Sounds like typical lifeguard shit

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@_josephine0_ Almost

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@David_13_x @HardPass4 Yeah, she's a little late to the game

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@Billybobwalter1 That looks fantastic. Mussels are so underrated.

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@nypost terrible ROI

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@FrankBr05713205 @Breaking911 Cruise Nights > cruises

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@Breaking911 Nobody stole a knife from the dining area?

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@timburchett Looks very affordable

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Man I gotta book a cruise.

[The Incredible Hok @Josh_HokitUFC]

Tasteless lol I’d literally slap you tasteless and you wouldn’t do anything about it..

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

“Elon Musk killed 4.5 million kids”

“Uh that’s defamatory as hell, bud, see you in court.”

“Hey uh can we just talk I uh just want to talk about this stuff uh let’s not do the court thing please”

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@PhDPersuasion @ronrule a couple two, three of these

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@ronrule Proud to be a 1/6er

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@live_free_603 If I was 4'10" I'd be shanking everybody.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Banger

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Fun fact: chiggers make up 13% of the arachnid population, but account for 60% of all bites.

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

It was a lady cop? It was a rabbi coming out of PornHub headquarters? Shooter was a communist? The other cop was named Mohammed? It was in a gun free zone? Took place in Canada?