Allie Campbell

hasn’t gone to therapy yet

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

What’s wrong with watching to in bed. Me watching tv in bed is too boring for you to reply to me. The audacity

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

I stopped watching bojack horseman to listen to your music. You better feel special

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

Listening to the song my first work crush put on his insta story so i can swipe up and say something relatable so he will talk to me even though… I’m so dumb

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

I thought to myself maybe do some cocaina. Then I decided to watch bojack horseman instead

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

Remove my tear ducts. No one including me deserves a tear from my Gorgeous eyes

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

“My girlfriends balls always come off”

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

Who else’s backyard sounds like Hiroshima

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

Cocaina is just alcohols drunken hook up text

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

I need a joint and some head rn

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

It’s hard to get in the Christmas spirit when your brother is an absolute cunt dickhead piece of shit

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

If you are a whore while driving prepare to crash

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

What if Jesus turned water into sprite cranberry. Now that is something I’d stand behind

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

*violently hungover*
“It’s days like today that I want to do meth”

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

How many layers of the bed do you peel before sleeping?

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

No doubt that demonias will make you feel powerful

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

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[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

How do you fart with a roommate you don’t talk to. Do I just do it. Do I warn her? I’m also a girl. I was never taught this

[Allie Campbell @cigarettequeen3]

I don’t need a therapist. I need a gun