In 1848, an anonymous young man woke in the night to pee. He didn’t want to leave the room, so found a bottle. He didn’t realise it contained potassium, which burns on contact with water. His penis was instantly sucked into the bottle & couldn’t be removed. Read the case here
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@writerbxtch i was pleased to see that the eagles are an option this year! as someone who doesn’t actually give a shit about football, i feel like the eagles are pretty easy to like.
also the last time i went to a superbowl party was 2017, at the home of a diehard eagles fan lmao
my brother invited me to his superbowl party where we’re “roleplaying as football fans” & i have to pick a team. fortunately, having googled who’s in it, the choice is easy!
eagles:
- bird mascot
- amusingly deranged fans
- philly seems cool
other guys:
- racist mascot
- where?
Zoos, universities, and other conservation oriented institutions in the United States love to tout the work they do abroad “saving species/ecosystems” but how many have stepped up to protect a large urban forest in Atlanta Georgia?