ciji 🌻

be nice

[ciji 🌻 @cijipiji]

When u in the car and the sun only hittin half of ur face

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

"2026 IS GOING TO BE MY YEAR"

Me in May:

[໊ @buffys]

donald trump has arrived. #metgala

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

A blue whale's poo can weigh as much as 4 tonnes making it the second largest piece of shit in the world just behind Donald Trump.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

On behalf of every woman who has been uncomfortable in public because of a man, and not a soul has noticed or intervened:

Keep being exactly like this.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Once again MAGA is in my comments telling me that Trump will sue me for calling him a pedophile. So I just wanted to make one thing perfectly fucking clear:

Donald Trump is a pedophile

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

Orcas eat great white sharks. They hunt seals, dolphins, and baby whales. They have never killed a single human in the open ocean. Not once, in all of recorded history.

An orca's brain weighs up to 15 pounds. Yours weighs about 3. They have roughly double the brain cells we do in the regions that handle complex thought. A neuroscientist at Emory named Lori Marino put an orca brain in an MRI and found these animals can tell different species apart underwater. They do it by sending out clicks that bounce off everything around them and come back as a kind of 3D sound map (this is called echolocation). From 500 feet away, an orca knows you're a human and not a seal. It skips you on purpose.

The answer is culture. Orcas around the world are divided into at least 10 separate populations, each with its own food rules, its own language, and its own way of hunting. All of it learned from their mothers. One population eats only fish. Another eats only marine mammals like seals and sea lions. These two populations can live in the exact same water and never swap a single meal. A baby orca learns what food is from its mother, and that list stays the same for life.

In the Pacific Northwest, one population called the Southern Residents eats almost nothing but Chinook salmon. Scientists have documented them killing harbor porpoises 78 times over six decades, carrying the dead porpoises in their mouths, and never once eating them. Even when the group was starving. A 2023 study in Marine Mammal Science looked at all 78 cases and concluded it was play. These orcas would rather go hungry than eat something their culture says isn't food.

Researchers studying whale behavior in 2001 found that orca cultural traditions "appear to have no parallel outside humans." Each family group has its own dialect, its own version of the language. Calves spend about two years just learning how to make all the sounds their family uses. Mothers will slow down a hunt on purpose so their young can watch.

In 2005, a 12-year-old kid was swimming in Helm Bay, Alaska when an orca came at him full speed. At the very last second, the orca seemed to realize it was charging a human. It bent its entire body in half and turned back to open water. In captivity, it goes differently. SeaWorld's Tilikum killed three people during his life in a concrete tank. Research from 2016, published in the journal Animals, traced it to psychological collapse from being locked away from the family bonds orcas need to stay stable.

I think calling this a "mystery" undersells the science. Orcas decide what to eat based on culture, not instinct. No orca mother has ever taught her calf to hunt humans, so no orca hunts humans. Only about 75 of those salmon-eating Southern Residents are still alive. Their pregnancy failure rate is 69% because we've destroyed their salmon runs. They won't break their food culture to survive. Whether we care enough to protect theirs is the part that actually matters.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

In Scary Movie 3 (2003), the sheriff’s hat keeps getting bigger every cut 😭

[🦢 @meishato]

“Due to mass child rape by ICE agents at ICE facilities”

Fixed your headline for you.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Much love to Alex Pretti and Renee Good—but remember—ICE has killed 9 people in 2026. You know the names of the 2 white people they've killed.

ICE has also killed a Black man named Keith Porter, a Cambodian named Parady La, and five Latinos named Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos.

ICE is on pace to kill more than 100 people this year. Abolish ICE. Impeach Noem. Prosecute those who committed these crimes.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Trump didn’t even acknowledge MLK Day.

No statement. No tribute. Nothing.

That’s not a mistake. That’s the point.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me when I know that I can't snooze my alarm any longer and have to find the courage to leave my warm bed to get ready for work

[zay dante @zaydante]

fuck ICE, fuck Donald Trump, and fuck anyone who supports those murderous pigs

[Justin Bieber @justinbieber]

If I hit this dictation button after sending a text and it beeps and stops my music one more time,

I’m gonna find everyone at apple and put them in a rear naked choke hold

Even if I turn off dictation I somehow hit the voice note thing

The send button should not have multiple functions in the same spot

[Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2]

I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

you just have to get stronger im sorry

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

I promise, nobody will ever top this. This is the waviest shit ever

[Say Less 🌚 @SayLessHQ]

@DailyLoud idgaf.