Michael Carlock

PhD in Immunology and Virology | Dog Lover | Fact Checker | I talk too much about politics and sports & make way too many puns and dad jokes

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@TonyQuinnTQ @universityofga Yeah, now we just have the Pedophile Of The United States blocking the release of the Epstein Files left and right to protect himself and his cabal of wealthy donors. Think about how much your vote mattered.

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@baym

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@McIlroyRory about to name his next child “Augusta Fifteen McIlroy” #TheMasters2025

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@ugabarstool @DowntownAthens This was January 10, 2022 (11th since after midnight) after the first championship. I’m in there somewhere

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@AP He was framed by Waluigi

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@YahooFantasy @daltondeldon Bench one: Shakir, Pickens, or Lamb (0.5 PPR)

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@lancemccurley The Panic Lobsters

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@ellabrockway SAME

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@SportsCenter Stop the tush push with the mask grasp

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@nytimes Wordle 935 4/6

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[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@TheFFBallers Pick one 0.5 PPR: Flowers, Achane, Pickens, or JSN

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@ugabarstool Better to be a bottom feeder than to be so close year after year just to have a heartbreaking collapse or offsides call

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@YahooFantasy 1-6. Jefferson on IR. Had him, Achane, Conner, & Khalil Herbert all go out in one week. Should I go with Dak or Burrow this week??

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@YahooFantasy When you have 4 players go out in one week & you’re 0-5 😔

[richie EDDIE WEEK @sethbiyers]

people who are shocked bill hader can pull clearly haven’t heard the no bed story

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@CNN “I expected to see weed, not seaweed”

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@carlosgil83 @RapSheet Yeah, and that cowboy hat is a Stetson @stetsonusa

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@SigmaAldrich Yes please

[Michael Carlock @cikemarlock]

@Jared_Carrabis Signed @andruwjones25 jersey. The future HOFer & my favorite player growing up. Still need to get a frame