@mommy 🙂‍↔️

Auzubillahi.

[MrBellz @ralphbaceet]

People are winning mhen.

I hope mine comes soon too.

[@mommy 🙂‍↔️ @cilhouee]

I’ll whoop your ass too as jara

[prettyswirl @prettyswirl05]

everybody a freak til you ask them to slap you

[Just Kee @JustKeeBeats]

carrots do not taste good enough to be made into cake. i’ve had enough

[beccafromthenorf💸 @becca_ohh]

idc if it’s a glitch, once i see you in my subscription on snap, i go commot you

[Bambii @iibmab_]

@rudytheschizo first in my generation to read some sht like this

[@mommy 🙂‍↔️ @cilhouee]

@LTFBWU Hahaha Fate is so funny

[@mommy 🙂‍↔️ @cilhouee]

Feels like I’m about to loose my mind godddddd

[@mommy 🙂‍↔️ @cilhouee]

I hate alcohol hangovers 🤦‍♀️

[⚢ @1lelecaa]

propagandas que eu caio fácil:
- mulher
- mulher bonita
- mulher mais velha
- mulher engraçadinha
- mulher

[average joe @lastbookmark]

touching grass isn’t enough i wanna touch boobs

[pain @paaiinnnn]

Hot take: We need a website where you post your wildest wishes and rich people with too much money can randomly make them come true

[B💋 @Ms_Kukumba]

No! I’m not giving anyone credit for my hard work

[@mommy 🙂‍↔️ @cilhouee]

Or drunk 😭

[🖤jósephínè🖤 @_that_josephine]

Once I’m tweeting back to back just know that I’m high asf

[maya !! @vieniiou]

@ohyessratii my cramps start a week before the period like a warning

[kitten @Misskittennnn]

retweet if you eat pussy.

[Gz🦂 @MayaaaaGz]

I’m turning into one of those women that call everybody a pet name. Sugar, honey, love, etc. idk it just naturally happened.
I do love a nickname/pet name though

[xxx @threepointfiive]

looking for a career that’ll let me have all the tats and piercings I want and also let me come in to work 5-10 mins late without it being an issue

[@mommy 🙂‍↔️ @cilhouee]

Oh?

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Only a Psycho can sleep at 3 Am and wake up at 7 Am .

[@mommy 🙂‍↔️ @cilhouee]

Great typing skills
50 WPM??
lmao you lost me dear

[@mommy 🙂‍↔️ @cilhouee]

Okay so I want to attend Dave’s concert
Anyone?😔

[doll 🧁 @nmeowies]

twitter the only place where you ask for money and completely random man will do it without thinking twice