Ian Cillay

[Ian Cillay @cillay]

Why does @PrimeVideo take so much longer than 10 seconds to fast forward by 10 seconds? I give up and will watch the NFL Network rebroadcast at midnight plus thirty. Maybe some YouTube engineers need to be poached.

[Ian Cillay @cillay]

@JohnCleese And now for something completely unfortunate...

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@rickygervais I worked as a contractor for TfL years ago, and I imagine that they still have in place the same knobhead quotient that they did back then.

[Ian Cillay @cillay]

@noodlescompany Been seeking redress for two weeks about a missing item from an order on Sat May 30 with no response. Such a shame since this WAS my son's favorite spot but now I've had to tell him that although the Noodles are great, the Company is far from it.

[Ian Cillay @cillay]

@fidexcode It would've been on a GE timeshare terminal so either ALGOL or BASIC

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@nickchapsas @JamesSampica #region IfThisWorksIllEatMyHat

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@davidfowl @IntrepidDev1988 And there ain't nobody deserving of that amount of flak, Roberta.

[Ian Cillay @cillay]

@GeneralMCNews What type of matter is this? (A) Law enforcement. (B) Mental health. (C) Fecal.

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@nickchapsas It certainly doesn't help that Douglas Crockford was brutally honest in his distillation of the good parts, while Jesse Liberty was seemingly paid by the word.

[Ian Cillay @cillay]

@davidfowl Tell you what. I am SO good at quitting alcohol that I actually completed a whole month's worth of sobriety in less than a week. Bottoms up!

[Ian Cillay @cillay]

@Mbeale13 @NickiJhabvala Yup, 27-13. And Gus Frerotte was the Lions QB. I flew in from London for that one.

[Ian Cillay @cillay]

@9to5Google @NexusBen I went to cancel fully ready to go through with it, yet also fully ready to take the 6-month offer. But it was not available to me as a customer who only just signed up in 2017, so I dropped them like third period French.

[Ian Cillay @cillay]

@gtconway3d In many ways foul smelling methane is a lot like a cognitive test for dementia. Very few people can pass it as well as Trump.

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@lawindsor @TheRickWilson I suppose that such profound dumbf*"kery maybe has its place. But that place should never be either of the revered and hallowed chambers of the US Congress.

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@gtconway3d @BillOReilly @PsychoPAC24 @realDonaldTrump It is only on the rare occasion that O'Reilly or Trump rants into the rarified realm of witticism, but when they do I have a hard time deciding on whose is more rapier.

[Ian Cillay @cillay]

@MichaelSteele "What are you afraid of"?!? Honey, we ain't got that kind of time.

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@NatashaHodgson Getting a signal on the Underground? Toto, I have a feeling we're not in 2007 anymore.

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@shanselman Ahh, how this reminds me of that classic exchange between Bill and David Bradley about who concocted Ctrl+Alt+Del versus who made it famous.

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@GoodGovt @Jeopardy @kroger @KenJennings Especially when in the episode that aired on 27 Dec 2023 @KenJennings himself pronounced Wimbledon incorrectly with a hard “T” for a Novak Djokovic clue. Hypocrisy much?

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@gtconway3d Fine prisoners. On both sides.