Cillian Byrne

Social networks are meant to be fun :P

[Cillian Byrne @CillerB]

@IrishRugby @JamesLowe_03 @VodafoneIreland @canterburyNZ Doesn't taste right, player seemed to want to stay, Andy seems to want him to stay. Doesn't seem that grateful tbh

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Originally released alongside Wreck-It Ralph, critics and audiences fell in love with the 2012 animated short Paperman, which won Best Animated Short Film at the 85th Academy Awards.
https://t.co/uAdckvmIFh

[Patchwork @patchwork062825]

**Urgent Appeal**

Seeking a ‘Mr J. Cocker-Spaniel Esq’ who purchased an item of OFFICIAL Patchwork merchandise from my Dad’s garage yesterday.

We thank you for your custom. It was great to make our first sale. We are already looking forward to our next one.

We apologise that your top was a bit long in the arms and for the lack of leg holes.

Why you need new knitwear given you were wearing a significant full-body coat in 32 degree heat seems strange but we appreciate that spares are always a good idea.

Given the scorching weather of the day, it was our pleasure to provide you with a complimentary liquid refreshment. Unfortunately, we had no clean glasses but you appeared to be very comfortable when served your refreshment in a bowl.

You could have asked to use the bathroom afterwards rather than relieving yourself on the lawn though. But we did enjoy watching your little kicking dance that followed. Have you considered a career in entertainment?

Also, please be respectful of my father when making a purchase. There is no need for you to bark your order at him.

You appear to have left without making payment by postal order. Quite why my father accepted your barter of a small bone-shaped biscuit is a bit of a mystery and it will not suffice.

Please return promptly next Tuesday with payment in full or we will have to call in a debt collector and you know where that will lead… you will be collared.

We look forward to rectifying this matter with you promptly.

Yours,

The REAL Patchwork

P.S. If you are from a paw family, please ignore all the above and enjoy your item of merchandise on us.

[it's a-me, Dave. @DMussett]

Any discount is automatically applied, & should still apply when using a voucher. The print for this issue is not just small, it's also extremely hard to find on the site.
Its a voucher with a cash value. According to what T's & C's can be found, it should not impact the price.

[it's a-me, Dave. @DMussett]

...without the vouchers as it does with, meaning my saved vouchers are worthless and wasted on this scam. How is this allowed? Tesco, maybe you'd like to re-evaluate who you partner with for your offers?

[it's a-me, Dave. @DMussett]

@CCPCIreland @Irish_Ferries @TescoIrl

I've been saving Tesco clubcard vouchers for a year to use for a ferry crossing. After converting my vouchers, I find that the price of the ferry goes up when using the voucher, which is surely illegal? It costs about as much...

[Cillian Byrne @CillerB]

@PicturesFoIder What a cunt

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

KNEECAP STATEMENT:

They want you to believe words are more harmful than genocide.

Establishment figures, desperate to silence us, have combed through hundreds of hours of footage and interviews, extracting a handful of words from months or years ago to manufacture moral hysteria.

Let us be unequivocal: we do not, and have never, supported Hamas or Hezbollah. We condemn all attacks on civilians, always. It is never okay. We know this more than anyone, given our nation's history.

We also reject any suggestion that we would seek to incite violence against any MP or individual. Ever. An extract of footage, deliberately taken out of all context, is now being exploited and weaponised, as if it were a call to action.

This distortion is not only absurd - it is a transparent effort to derail the real conversation.

All two million Palestinian people in Gaza are currently being starved to death by Israel.

At least 20,000 children in Gaza have been killed. The British government continues to supply arms to Israel, even after scores of NHS doctors warned Keir Starmer in August that children were being systematically executed with sniper shots to the head.

Instead of defending innocent people or the principles of international law, the powerful in Britain have abetted slaughter and famine.

This is where real anger and outrage should be directed towards.

To the Amess and Cox families, we send our heartfelt apologies, we never intended to cause you hurt.

Kneecap’s message has always been — and remains — one of love, inclusion, and hope. This is why our music resonates across generations, countries, classes and cultures and has brought hundreds of thousands of people to our gigs.

No smear campaign will change that.

Suddenly, days after calling out the US administration at Coachella to applause and solidarity, there is an avalanche of outrage and condemnation by the political classes of Britain.

The real crimes are not in our performances; the real crimes are the silence and complicity of those in power.

Shame on them.

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

"A band I've never even heard of"

The only part of this shite that made any sense.

[Cillian Byrne @CillerB]

@JoeMarler always supporting your teammates, in the most fun way

[Wekin @keithcolville]

That’s a 4 on the floppy ear scale #StormDarragh

[Leinster Rugby @leinsterrugby]

You can read more about @HannahOConnor22 decision to step away from #LeinsterRugby and @IrishRugby and also some lovely tributes from her teammates ⬇️

📲 | https://t.co/KYHEm2Yb4T

#ThisIsLeinster

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

This is magnificent to watch. The President of Guyana truly put the BBC in its place.

When sanctimony and pomposity meets sense and modesty.

[Cillian Byrne @CillerB]

@SHGames What about Zombies and the constant shit with being kicked out of matches and loosing all gear. It's getting unbearable now ...how do I get a refund? @Activision @CallofDuty

[Cillian Byrne @CillerB]

@glastonbury I get the complaints, but a lot of ppl that confirmed their registrations still had them deleted. Put their shoes on, should a system issue stop them from being able to try to buy? Last minute changes sucks, but keep your socks on ppl

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

#WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

[Cillian Byrne @CillerB]

@GlastoFestFeed Made it to Bristol and we're ready to go

[Cillian Byrne @CillerB]

@jimhamilton4 England hitting and then driving before the ball on every scrum, ref is missing it and punishing ITA

[Cillian Byrne @CillerB]

@BRITs @samsmith Spot the difference? They're the same

[Cillian Byrne @CillerB]

#BingoLoco #WillFerrell #Kilmainham #IMMA staff hanging out with the one and one Elf