We’ve been informed that Superman’s dog Krypto recently replaced Nipper at HMV Oxford Street.
Since then, Nipper’s whereabouts are unknown.
This is quite the disappearance.
Oh. The poor thing. We all know where those things lead.
Given his wisdom, he is surely a canny canine who will avoid such paths.
Hopefully he is having a peaceful time in the sun, taking a break from listening to records, getting some sleep, and enjoying being Nipper the napper.
@nikidoog We hope he turns up soon too.
Apparently Superman’s dog replaced Nipper on HMV Oxford Street.
Since then, Nipper’s whereabouts are unknown.
This is quite the disappearance.
@nikidoog A talented food physician indeed.
And he clearly contributed wonderfully to your nutritional development to help make you the splendid bean you are today.
@patchwork062825 It took a while. He was gutted. Reigning ‘best leeks’ champion for 3 years running come to an abrupt halt. Still won the ‘best cabbages’ category as consolation.
@patchwork062825 I don’t think his hearing will be what it used to be, so try attracting his attention with semaphore arm signals. Hope poor Nipper is found.
The cutthroat allotment allegiance is not to be messed with. My grandad’s pitch was once decimated by rival joyriders who had a pitch, passed the leisure centre then left at the lights.
Update - re: Merchandise availability
Sadly we have been unable to resolve the leek in my Dad's garage. We apologise for the continued disruption and hope to restore our service soon. Thanks to everyone for your patience. The matriarch merchandise range will be back shortly.
As we explore alternative retail spaces, it looks most likely that we will be vending from Dad's shed. At present, access to the outhouse building is a challenge as it is located to the rear of the main premises. Negotiations are being held with a Nicolas Bonks to allow customers to visit via a path in his allotment. However, Mr Bonks is driving a hard bargain and is demanding a 17% cut of all sales, as well as first dibs on our best rhubarb. Furthermore, the garden hedges are in a state of neglect and appropriate curtains must be sourced for the house on the property, in order to preserve the dignity of the matriarchal residents.
As the shed also acts as a rehearsal space for The REAL Patchwork, we will need to review opening times as appropriate. Commerce and craft must not clash.
@nikidoog@welovepulp We were going to study 'How to unwarp plastic containables following a sustained period of unusual British heatwave weather upon items stored in the glare of automotive windows' at our local poly.
But we got rejected so we ended up taking a different class.