C.H.I.Z.Z.I

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[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

If this operation was carried out by EFCC, you would have been seeing on sorts of think pieces claiming its human rights violations; illegal and unprofessional operations by EFCC

[C.H.I.Z.Z.I @cim20]

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[THE TROJAN BEAST @THETROJANBEAST]

Dear Kingsley Akunemeihe, a residence of Abuja,
born on May 2007 in Imo state, Nigeria.Content creator, and Author of ZOMBIES IN LAGOS and GEN Z.

Congratulations. In an era where attention is the new currency, you've mastered the ancient art of digital self-immolation. You cooked up a lurid tale about Tony Elumelu’s daughter testing positive for HIV, slapped on a family photo and a suspiciously official-looking Mumbai lab report, and watched the engagement roll in like manna from the algorithm gods. Views? Check. Shares? Check. Outrage? A glorious tsunami.

But here's the satirical punchline you apparently missed while farming those sweet, sweet impressions: clout is not a get-out-of-jail-free card. It's more like a golden ticket to the Nigerian correctional system’s VIP lounge. You thought you were being clever—weaponizing a sensitive health issue against one of Africa’s most respected business figures for a few thousand likes. In reality, you handed prosecutors a gift-wrapped case of cyber defamation, false publication, and whatever other creative charges the authorities feel like stacking on top.

The Elumelu family and UBA didn’t even need to break a sweat; your “fiction writer” disclaimer in the replies arrived fashionably late, like a fire extinguisher delivered after the house has burned down.

Let this be your serious, non-satirical advisory: Lies have legs, but in 2026, they usually sprint straight to the police station.

Engagement farming with someone’s HIV status isn’t “content creation.” It’s playing Russian roulette with other people’s dignity and your own freedom.

Prison cells are notoriously bad for Wi-Fi. Your next viral thread might have to be smuggled out via carrier pigeon.

Next time the muse of mischief whispers “what if we just make something up for the gram?”, try this revolutionary counter-idea: don’t. Write actual fiction. Make movies. Tell jokes that don’t drag innocent families through the mud. Or, if you must chase virality, stick to dancing badly or reviewing Indomie flavors. Those have far better risk-reward ratios.

The internet has a long memory and short patience for people who treat real human suffering as a content strategy. You wanted attention. You got it—along with bracelets and a very expensive lesson in consequences. Consider this your unsolicited but richly deserved public service announcement from reality. Next chapter: learn, grow, or keep digging. The choice, and the cell block, is yours.

RUN OO

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

Not January again?

[ً @prinkasusa]

LAZINESS can kill a relationship. no, you’re not CHEATING. but there’s also NO FLOWERS, no SURPRISES, no APPRECIATION posts, no SWEET MESSAGES, no DATES (unless your s/o practically BEGS for them). so yes, the truth is LAZINESS can SLOWLY kill LOVE. sometimes, simply being LOYAL just isn’t ENOUGH

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

relationships are so simple. If it upsets your partner, don't do it. If you wouldn't want it to be done to you, don't do it. if you have to keep it from your significant other, don't do it! If you have yet to grasp this, grow up! If you don't grasp this, you'll always end up alone.

[MR DT @MrDtAFC]

Everyone said that we were the ones who would crack under pressure. That's two games in a row now where City have had to play after we win and they crumble in both.

[C.H.I.Z.Z.I @cim20]

@_onlyscott too easy.
Belgium

[C.H.I.Z.Z.I @cim20]

@JaskiLFC too easy.
this is Senegalese National Team

[MR DT @MrDtAFC]

How dare we score two goals from open play 😂 That is precisely why teams dont open up against us and leave space though. What a second half, we tore them to shreds.

[C.H.I.Z.Z.I @cim20]

@Hipsy_afya thats Deco.
surprised, seeing the comments.

[C.H.I.Z.Z.I @cim20]

@afcban too simple.
Martin Ø

[C.H.I.Z.Z.I @cim20]

@Arsenal Congratulations 🎉to all the Arsenal players involved ❤️🤍

[C.H.I.Z.Z.I @cim20]

Burna Boy - No Sign of Weakness 🔥🔥🔥 x 1 milliom

[Jay @Wavymafia]

Am i trippin? or the more you work on yourself the harder it becomes to deal with people that aren't working on themselves.

[C.H.I.Z.Z.I @cim20]

i’ve never seen someone so bitter like this, and for a pundit, he talks too much! jeeez! 🤮

[C.H.I.Z.Z.I @cim20]

@UTDPeeter i dont want to sound harsh, but ever since Zinsberger came back, Arsenal W has been awful and conceding too many goals.

[C.H.I.Z.Z.I @cim20]

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[MR DT @MrDtAFC]

I think we are about to enter a new era at the club. We have been so close, and finishing second again would be a failure. But the club is unrecognisable, unlike the one embarrassed weekly and never challenging before Mikel took charge.

I have faith in Mikel, and I have no doubt that there will be no stopping us once we get that first big trophy. If this is us at our worst right now, you lot are fucked when we get it right.

Let's have some fun today and enjoy a game of football in the sunshine.

[Opta Analyst @OptaAnalyst]

Ethan Nwaneri's goal ended a passing sequence of 36 uninterrupted passes in a move that lasted one minute & 54 seconds and involved every Arsenal outfield player.

It was the longest passing move leading to a Premier League goal since September 2023.