awae s4 you cowards🌸

constantly craving hibachi fried rice. pls feed me

[awae s4 you cowards🌸 @cimeriansparrow]

I downloaded Twitter just to follow sparknotes bc they're funny

[jinx @bigfootjinx]

she’s never looked normal a day in her life

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The Phantom of the Opera is a cautionary tale of what happens when you date a musician

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT JULIUS CAESAR?

HBD = hey bring daggers
ASL = a soothsayer! listen
BRB = betrayal? really brutus?
OP = onward plebeians
LMS = let mark speak
JFC = just forget cicero
OTP = obliterate the poet
TF = then fall (caesar)

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

if you're a shakespeare character your chances of getting mauled by a bear while a clown watches are low but never zero

[Anna-Laura @annalaura_art]

Still feeling the waves after being in the ocean for a long time :,)

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

"What do your tattoos mean?" That I had $200 and no one stopped me

[kara @larkohthemisery]

I JUST WANNA SEE SHIRBERT HOLDING HANDS AND KNOWING THEY NEVER HAVE TO LET GO IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR 😭😭😭😭😭
#renewannewithane

[prongs @tlouttpd]

no thoughts just these parallels 🥺🤍

[cross is semi active @crosmaee]

romance books where boy falls first is superior. you can't change my mind.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

He died doing what he loved: exiting, pursued by a bear

[kara @larkohthemisery]

an official netflix account acknowledging awae?? i thought i had no clownery left in me but i was wrong 🤡
#renewannewithane

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for talking about Bruno?