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mom, wife, chef life. I bake obsessively, I dream wildly, and my goal is to pet every kitty I see.

[B @cinamonshitshow]

Anyone who gets sucked into a(n) MLM and honestly believes it’s not a(n) MLM and it can make them rich while being a “girl boss” and “business owner” is an easily manipulated, uneducated soul 🤷‍♀️

[B @cinamonshitshow]

People who compare social distancing and mask wearing to the horrors of the holocaust are GARBAGE.

[B @cinamonshitshow]

@AITA_reddit Um... dude.... let it go.... do you really want the bed that they have been sleeping in and or probably been banging in? Probably not you just want to be vindictive at this point. Grow up. Move on.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out

[B @cinamonshitshow]

I love love love it when my PA flares up and I can hardly walk down the stairs or grasp a pencil correctly! Auto immune diseases are the best! *drips sarcasam*

[B @cinamonshitshow]

PEOPLE ARE TRASH! PEOPLE ARE STRAIGHT UP GARBAGE!

[B @cinamonshitshow]

I slept like trash. It’s going to take an obscene amount of caffeine to keep me going today

[B @cinamonshitshow]

@RableKyle

[B @cinamonshitshow]

@donttrythis Adam, mythbusters is what allowed me to survive the first few weeks after my daughter was born (the initial no sleep stage) the show was comforting because it was logical and when everything was chaos in my life the absolute became an anchor FUCK THE HATERS!

[B @cinamonshitshow]

@AITA_reddit NTA throw the whole man away, it’s not his choice. FED IS BEST!

[B @cinamonshitshow]

So exited for @tonyhawk pro skater 1 & 2 remastered! My buddies and I would spend literal hours on this game. So many amazing memories and a KICK ASS soundtrack! Can’t wait for the flood of nostalgia!! #soundtracktomychildhood

[B @cinamonshitshow]

@AITA_reddit YTA and so is your bitch ass husband. I feel sorry for your two kids and hope to grow up to be better, more understanding, and more empathetic than you both are. 🤬

[B @cinamonshitshow]

@RyanDai44809954 It’s this unholy combination of buttered white bread toasted in a pan. Cabbage carrot onion green onion omelette. Sugar. American cheese. Ham. Drizzle of mayo and ketchup. Seriously it’s a real recipe. And oddly popular

[B @cinamonshitshow]

Okay so I made Korean street toast for the first time and let me tell you. GAME. CHANGER.

[B @cinamonshitshow]

@JeffreeStar I’m just getting back to work, we have to wear masks (which is fine!) so going to have to come up with some fierce eye looks instead of a full face lol.

[B @cinamonshitshow]

@tonyhawk the “ Dad knows Tony Hawk” legend is too big to fit into just one tweet. But it has been brought up at every holiday family dinner every single year for 20+ years now. The story has brought our family a LOT of laughter over the years. Thanks Tony!

[B @cinamonshitshow]

My dad Larry Phillips has been telling my sister, brother, and me for the past 20+ years that he knows @tonyhawk our family thinks he has been lying about it the entire time. Can I get a “what’s up” for my dear old dad so I can continue the tradition?

[B @cinamonshitshow]

@JeffreeStar I have an almost 2 year old, I will gladly take it lol.

[B @cinamonshitshow]

Me and life just aren’t really vibing today