David

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

Moms hiding the tequila in places she can’t reach, acting like I’m not tall enough to reach it and keep the fiesta goin

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

#ITWT @HuskerHoops

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

IN TOMINAGA WE TRUST

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

American Boy should obvs be the alt American anthem

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

While the Sooners are distracted kicking our butts today we should steal the Sooner Schooner and hide it in Memorial Stadium like a real rivalry

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

Throw tequila and this and call it fantastic beverage

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

This is unBOlievable, really BOnkers, really missing someone rn

[Nicole Griffith @nicolegriff_]

It's year four of Scott Frost, and he's 12-21 overall.

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[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

Nebrasketball SZN upon us, keep ya head up

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

If I’m ever missing just drive around blasting Mr. Brightside and I’ll eventually pop out

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

TI-84 Calculators are still consistently $100. I’ll be accepting those as payment when someone owes me $$$

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

Don’t be disrespectful and look at other peoples AirPod case

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

Ma’am I just need a ride hi#ome 🤷🏽‍♂️

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

For every gentrified taco shop that pops up an abuela rolls in their grave

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

Finding the correct table to eat first at a wedding reception should be considered gambling

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

Whats good to eat at Mantra, Omaha?

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

Baywatch reruns made me realize I missed a whole ass thing

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

What is the social media algorithm trying to tell me?

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

I jump on my socials to check on my ads but my friends keep posting stuff to ruin my timeline 🙄🙄

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

Did y’all have wheeling backpack growing up or where you all cool kids?

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

@damnkaydeez Had to complete the story

[David @cincoDAVEmayo]

Perseverance: