Brandon Thomas

90% caffeine, 10% pretending I have a plan.

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

This ⬇️

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Fox News and Facebook did to our parents exactly what they said video games would do to us.

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

Deserved

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Chick-fil-A has lost its spot as America’s top-rated fast food chain after an 11-year run, with Jersey Mike’s now taking the lead.

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

Please happen!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘24 Jump Street’ is officially in the works with Jonah Hill, Channing Tatum and Ice Cube in talks to return.

(https://t.co/J5pIhJo0pk)

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

This kid rocks 🦅

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

Man, I LOVED this show.

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

Admittedly don’t know much about him defensively, but if he’s at least average - it’s time to move him up to AA.

[Bryce Spalding @bryce_spalding]

Lmao. He did it again.

He is making a MOCKERY of High A pitchers.

Alfredo Duno.

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

I can hear myself getting fatter

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

BOTTOMLESS APPS ARE BACK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

Fortunately we don’t have to listen to mental health advice from the degenerate gambler who gets drunk and slaps his wife around.

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Dana White explains why he hates men's mental health culture

"I hate this whole men's mental health stuff that they talk about. Unfortunately, when you're a man, you are the provider, you can't be that guy posting on social media, oh I had a bad day and I'm so sad"

"It's unattractive to other males, let alone women"

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

@CoachMarkPope

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

bthomasiscool

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

Oh sweet. Maybe we can sneak into the tourney this year after all. #bbn

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Sources: The NCAA has initiated the final steps to expand the men’s and women’s NCAA basketball tournaments to 76 teams. The expansion is on track to be formalized in the upcoming weeks, with mid-May as the target. The 76-team tournaments begin next year. https://t.co/2ZGUjZR0uJ

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

We’ve all been there 😆

[Eddie Steak @EddieSteak]

Look at this guy smash his own nuts by crossing his legs.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

THIS. TEAM. DOES. NOT. QUIT.

#ATOBTTR

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

Now do Trump

[Natasha Bertrand @NatashaBertrand]

Wow: A US special forces soldier involved in the capture of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro was arrested for allegedly betting on that operation, netting him $400,000 in profits, according to a person familiar with the matter. https://t.co/6mOYmrvwHG

[Bengals Central @BengalsCentral_]

The first Sexy Dexy dance in Cincinnati is going to be ELECTRIC🕺🔥

[jackass @jackassworld]

From @realjknoxville: Well a wang dang and doodle, I’m happier than a proctologist with a new flashlight to announce that Jackass: Best and Last will hit the theaters June 26th!! #jackassmovie #jackassbestandlast #wahoo

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

Yes!

[Variety @Variety]

'Top Gun 3' Officially in the Works With Tom Cruise Returning https://t.co/0sTeLBQMZ3

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

Went through this. Worst year+ of my life. If you’re considering going on these….don’t.

[Jesse Morse, M.D. @DrJesseMorse]

If you’re on Propecia/finasteride for hair loss, you might want to read this

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

Love Chandler, but no. And if he can get that from BYU, don’t blame him at all for leaving. Wish him the best.

[Chris Beasmore @CBeasmoreSports]

According to Jack Pilgrim of KSR, Collin Chandler’s reported asking price was $3.2M after his breakout sophomore season. Instead of Kentucky accepting that price, the Wildcats decided to move on from Chandler after he knocked down 73 three-pointers this season.

Should Kentucky have paid the asking price? 👀 #BBN

[Brandon Thomas @cincybtom]

I really miss @JoeBiden

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Trump this a.m.