Cindy McWilliams parody account

UX, @[email protected]

[Cindy McWilliams parody account @cind]

If I look for you on Mastodon and can’t find you, I might just follow someone with your last name instead.

[Cindy McWilliams parody account @cind]

@kumacoffee Hey, just curious here whether you brew your own coffee with special recipe water, tap, or filtered tap.

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Also at @[email protected]

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@inkblurt Read the genx subreddit. A lot of experiential generalizations, but some genuine memory ticklers.

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@inkblurt That weird frisson when I read Gen X posts. Like someone’s creeping backwards into my childhood.

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

Fetterman is the first democrat in a long time to run on “fuck this guy” right off the bat instead of “my opponent is a good guy I disagree with” and Dems need to embrace there wholeheartedly

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If the super wealthy are 1% of the population, why does it feel like they are everywhere?

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@HopefulBullshit Well dam(n)

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

you should be able to vote democrat but check a box that says you think they’re doing a really bad job

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@austingovella I’ll teach you how to be more problematic for free.

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Tried to destress with 80s music before I leave family to head home. “Take on Me” plays. Thanks for nothing, “The Magicians”!

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It seems rather difficult to progress though.

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This new version of Overwatch is very relaxing. It kind of plays itself.

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I want a chocolate chip cookie muffin hybrid that works.

[Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunt]

Sometimes I think 50% of our brains want everything to change while 50% of our brains panics whenever something changes.

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@eaton Oh also I laughed at your careful phrasing because corp clients are sensitive to Target diaper fiasco.

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@eaton Ok nerdy side note but one of my favorite things is search logs (when I can actually get them). The amount of low-hanging fruit is ridiculous. My inner Nancy Drew is fulfilled.

[Cindy McWilliams parody account @cind]

@eaton Yeah! To me it’s super exciting. It’s like someone listened and cares enough to forego the navigational hoop jumping. Users and content owners give us all the contextual clues. We can create those mappings.