CINDY

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

“ I can't wait to start working to help my family."
Me with my first paycheck:

[miya @miyarah_]

“necesito socializar más"

mi cara cuando un random me habla de la nada

[ZamaKonke Khuzwayo @ZamakonkeK]

HR: We regret to inform you that you are no longer part of the company.

Me, who just got a car on credit:

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

I would’ve had Odysseus drop me off at the next stop after the first time we ran into some shit, like, nah, I’ll find my way back on my own. See y’all niggas in Ithaca.

[Hadi @HadiNasrallah]

Russia was banned from #Eurovision for invading Ukraine, and Belarus for repressing Journalists. Israel is given 2nd place with rigged votes amid the Gaza Genocide and Lebanon invasion while massacring journalists. Despite 5 European countries boycotting the contest. Clown show

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

mfs when they get infected with a strange new virus:

[ِ @suaverotic]

You’re trying to have a serious conversation with me، but there’s a mirror in front of me

[BADDEST LAWYER🧑🏽‍⚖️ ⚖️😈 @IfunanyaDelilah]

August 21, 2014: Rihanna leaving her apartment in New York.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[doxie @doxie_gay]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

[Chocolate💋 @favoritel8dy]

Honeymoon phase? Honeymoon life.

[bella @hearts4thinspo]

losing weight losing ass

[Unknown @hoehater5_]

If a plane crash while im on it and I live im suing the airline for a number that don't even exist, bitch I need a kafillion dollars

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me

[fadeaway jumper @lebronluvr69]

i fw all types of music, they callin me polyjammerous

[ع @chaibiskuit]

One of my favourites

[SlavicWarrior®️ @q_slavic]

My definition of wealth ✨

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

winning a grammy for being hater lowkey the most inspired i've felt in a while

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Why do you hate immigrants who pay taxes, but admire billionaires who don't.