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Just a girl, sitting in front of her phone, asking you to love her. 🌈✡️🌈♓︎ "They call me Tater Salad" @Elizabeth-Jeffcoat

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@Aurex86 Weirdly, he isn't and doesn't. Cause you know what? The world is growing and you, my two year younger friend... are doomed to be the one to die out for us to move forward. Like we used to say about the Boomers....

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@DrClownPhD Nice try. I would never go camping.

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Fun fact. The big ones like that are actually the least painful as they are fully grown and know how to only let out a little poison... Now if a baby or adolescent stings you they don't know how to stop. So they can put dangerous levels in your skin. Love a mom who didnt sleep

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

One thing I don’t miss about Arizona…shaking my shoes to check for this bs 😱

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@duckgirlie IN MY DAY CRACK SHIPS WEREN'T EVEN IN THE SAME STYLE.

... no really. Like. Do we got to crack our arthritic backs and teach these chillin's the glories of true crack?

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@SongBird3411 @JorgeTWeather @abc15

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Tell me you have never looked your beloved of 20+ years and seen the Devil but don't TELL me. Bitch if I had a platform of any size I would have torn T down to nubs the days after I found everything out.

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

Why would an adult woman announce a divorce in this way? There’s only 1 reason: she wanted to hurt his political career.

This is low. Even for a politician.

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@lucawya Also my boss and my bosses boss are both 20 years younger than me. Humbling.

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@lucawya Coping with the fact that I am one of two people who is over the age of 40 and one of 4 over 30. The average age would be like 19 without us. I love my job, hate the money the job is good. The way a coworker can look me in the eye and talk about covid from my kids' pers is hard

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@MJTruthUltra Potato. I've not been able to nme my two dogs, my kids did. I really want a dog named Potato.

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@GimmickSlop I'm in Arizona, if it is raining it is ALL that we talk about. If the suns out.... it's like... "Okay. We live ON the sun. So?"

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@JoshMalina Well technically, if they follow every single freaking previous movie, they'll atleast have a baby version for the SHOCK scene where he is found.

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Or, and hear me out, TALK TO YOUR DAMN KIDS.

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The literal childlike glee and slight whimsy at how out bb!David is. I don't care what people say or do, those two were one of my best OTPs. Also, like, not actually gonna look but the amount of fic/vids that could be made. My lord.

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Guys my dog is in such shock at a weighted food bowl (meaning it refills with gravity). He keeps barking at it after he eats and more food comes. I pick the weirdest/best dogs.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

You get $10,000 a week for life, but you can’t speak to a MAGA relative ever again.

You take that deal?

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@JoshMalina Omg, almost my annual April is the cruelest month. Pesach comes too quick.

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*ahem* ... what... what the actual fuck David James? I mean, go off. GO OFF. But like. BbDavid.

[David Archuleta @DavidArchie]

Took a bite, now he wants more
https://t.co/lVpurtTbYE

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@kyrstensinema You are a bad person. Stop pretending. You. Are. A. Bad. Person.