Emily Lawrence

grabbing the world by its lapels and kicking ass since 1990.

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

If you peaked in high school I feel so bad for you. I STILL haven't peaked. I may NEVER peak. That's how it's done.

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

It's the last midnight.

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

@bbylion Oh it’s good

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

Help me, I am in the bath and can’t get up 😭

I have not fallen, it is just very nice down here.

But I can’t put pizza in the oven from the bath 😭

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

My husband just pulled out my chin hair………..
…….I think it’s love

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

Hi my name’s Emily I hate racists and bigots and rude people and everyone who is on a vacation or will be on one at a time that I am not

[olivia @livstadler]

How does the Advil know which body part to go to

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

I’m in the “cry at every love song” stage of being engaged and man it is hella sappy and fuckin wonderful

Now if I could just figure out the right wedding hashtag 🤔

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

@bbylion FORREAL I don’t understand
Ya girl is tired 😪

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

Dear people who are motivated to do stuff on the weekends:

HOW????!!!?!!!!!!!

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

I wasn’t inTENDing to stay in the bath for over an hour but here I am and here I’ll stay #relaxed #period #fullmoon #watergoddess

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

Don’t ask me why but for some reason relaxing after a hard day’s work processing loans feels much better than relaxing after a hard day’s work watching Real Housewives and playing Stardew Valley 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

I ate a fruit today instead of just Christmas cookies. Where’s my award please

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

Life is honestly so boring without sparkling beverages like I may be poor but drinking plain tap water just feels sad

SHOW ME THE BUBBLEZ

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

My maskne has been outta control. Kinda feel like putting makeup on today but I think I’ll just do the top half of my face

#FASHION #STYLE #SEXYTOPFACE

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

You know you’re a true Adult when you get excited about having a higher credit score 🤣

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

@maureenjohnson I have a Casio Privia px-150 and I love it! Simple sleek style, nice weight to the keys

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

It’s fun when your fiancé is a twin and you have a picture of him as a kid as your phone background and then his dad tells you it’s the twin and not your bf ..

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

@bbylion But are you ok with it? Cause I’m not

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

@survivorcbs is the most exhilarating show on television and you can’t convince me otherwise

[Emily Lawrence @cinderemlaw]

I’m gonna need y’all with pools to stop showing off your pools

#jealous #privilege #tinyhotapartmentproblems