Cindy Chen

I need a responsible adult in the room

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

You know you're an adult when you dream about petrol prices

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

Never been more relieved to be rejected after a first date as I was busy thinking how to turn this guy down without him going psycho #crisisaverted

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

@StarRailStation #HonkaiStarRail #StarRailStation as a F2P this banner is killing me T^T
@ilovesprite7

[Star Rail Station @StarRailStation]

Another Giveaway Time!
Reward Up To ✨️5 Supply Passes✨️

1. 𝗥𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 and 𝗟𝗶𝗸𝗲 this post
2. Share your 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗽 𝗜𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲 from https://t.co/wdnSdcayM9
3. 𝗜𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗲 #HonkaiStarRail and #StarRailStation
4. 𝗧𝗮𝗴 a 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱

Best of luck! Ends in a week 🫡

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

I want to smack EDF

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

It's hilarious when estate agents think they're gods gift to earth and then get abruptly shut down

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

Is it weird to have all contacts saved as firstname lastname? Asking for a friend

[李老师不是你老师 @whyyoutouzhele]

北京 亮马河
民众一起高喊 我要做核酸

[Tony Lin @tony_zy]

When police ask the protesters not to chant “no more lockdowns”, so they chant this instead:

“MORE LOCKDOWNS!”
“I WANT TO DO COVID TESTS!”

Folks. Let me remind you this brave effort also encapsulates the highest Chinese wisdom: weaponized passive aggressiveness.

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

"I'll call you back in 5 minutes" is the biggest lie I've been told at work, ever

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

The dad solution to a blocked nose: a finger of whiskey.

Works surprisingly well

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

I haven't changed my bedsheets as often as we've changed prime ministers

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: The Government.

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

Whf has taught me that I will spend most of the time opening the doors to let my dog in or out

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

@TynanSylvester Aah because 1000 hours was not enough

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

Why have the https://t.co/wgxIqzGCBY website not updated their stamp duty calculator 🙄

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

Had my first #karen encounter today, hoo boy the entitlement

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

I think April showers have come a month late

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

As someone who leaves the teabag in the brew, I was way older than I'd like to admit when I realised why it's called teabagging

[Cindy Chen @cindy_chen155]

Made a little kid smile today. Was a nice change