Cynthia Dryer

You are guac babygirl 🥑
H-Town

[christina 🥀 @abarefootmomma]

isn’t she lovely?

[Cynthia Dryer @cindy_dryer]

@WholesomeMeme Felt compelled to share my cat named Pusheen

[Cynthia Dryer @cindy_dryer]

@memesiwish Small dog clothes work too

[Cynthia Dryer @cindy_dryer]

@guaranazero_ @SimonSj13_ Mifi??

[trash jones @jzux]

imagine your roommate eats the plums you were saving for breakfast and then writes a bitchy little poem talking about how good they were. and then it becomes one of the most famous poems of all time

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot
Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah

[Ciera-Sadé Wade @SadeCiera]

@Kona2na @bi_jackass “To fuck around is human; to find out is divine”

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

Moms love to go “did you hear?” and then proceed to tell you the saddest story you’ve ever heard in your life

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

@picgoeshard “You can’t hear pictures”

Me:

[fredesque @FredTaming]

me: ever heard of quasimodo

him: doesn’t ring a bell

me: i assure you he does

[Cynthia Dryer @cindy_dryer]

Just broke my own heart. Stared a book series that's estimated to be finished in 2040. Pain.

[Cynthia Dryer @cindy_dryer]

@ryanntweets_ It's Oceans for me

[Cynthia Dryer @cindy_dryer]

@SaturnsAtlas Doing god's work