Biego🤎

[Etimbuk @EtimbukHR]

Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.

[Aloft @Aloftgamingke]

"Si zero seven ni zero one"

[munir @bigpochu]

Jose Cuervo gold top 3 tequila

[𓈒𝕜Ꭵᩥ𐑾𑄜 @nyaniicidal]

does anyone else double check the meaning of words they already know just to make sure they don't sound like an idiot using it

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Paper Towel seeing me entering the kitchen to cook…

[Biego🤎 @cindybiego]

@graciescore happy birthday beautiful 🥳🩷

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

I don't think anyone understands how much I yearn to be extremely articulate

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret informing me

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

that damn premenstrual phase where you have gorgeous breasts and a disturbed mind

[𝕴𝖘𝖆🩸 @everybodyhatisa]

quando eu estou bebada e me oferecem qualquer coisa que solta fumaça

[🤍 @gladiatorbey]

if I go out to nice restaurants with my friends and family then surely a man would have to match that?😭 guys please it’s not even from a gold digger kind of POV

[ël pablò @elpablo254]

Broke to broke: akuna kupanda nduthi imepark stage

[Softboy @softcreateee]

Clicking “open in app” and then being taken to the App Store instead of the app opening will be my 13th reason

[Oluchyy 💙🌹 @OluchyyRaregem]

i like my man overly communicative ain't no way you like me and barely talk to me

[Drebae @Drebae_]

A girl on TikTok said “this is YOUR life and you’re letting people make you unhappy? In your own life?” 😭

Something CLICKED...

[stargirl✨ @lilywanjiee]

Lord send me a nigga who loves spending on me wallah i won’t fuck it up again 😭

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

me watching someone get cooked for an opinion i lowkey agree with

[K @Kokketsog]

If I have a daughter one day, I hope she inherits my entire face, wow!

[👣Ghost @luigi_capelo]

Hii thao ya sikuizi iko na mia zote kweli ama pia iyo ni counterfeit

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

When I’m in the presence of real evil women I shut my mouth and listen