heather

30s. Below average art skills, above average image manipulator. I have it on good authority that I once started a meme.

[heather @cineastette]

genuinely nothing has ever attacked me more viciously than this post

[heather @cineastette]

@kota_ta_ @rroomofangel Yeah sure, that’s cool, just go ahead and CARVE OUT MY WHOLE ENTIRE HEART - THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL???!?!!?!?

i have been on my bullshit about this series since the day chapter 1 dropped, i can’t even express how much it deserves all of the art ♥️💙

[heather @cineastette]

@MAXGGSALT @milevensslay this is an unspeakably deep cut, and yet i completely agree

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

No it’s fine that you guys got to see the total solar eclipse and now you get to see some fuckin aurora borealis, it’s fine because here in LA we have two Denny’ses like half a mile from each other on Sunset blvd. Actually hang on one of those closed down fuck ummm we have uhh

[heather @cineastette]

@trevorshowvan @TableBoston @EaterBoston @infatuation @TimeOutBoston @bostonherald @BostonFoodDiary looks like someone is having the day she deserves

[heather @cineastette]

i am BEGGING middle aged men to start talking to your friends about your feelings! this is such a heartbreaking comment to leave on a random stranger’s instagram reel 🥺

[heather @cineastette]

@jen_strings I hope they have a reunion episode and #301’s mother throws down with her 😂

[heather @cineastette]

I’m emerging from my Twitter hiatus just to scream into the void that #278 in #SquidGameTheChallenge is absolute garbage for making #301 go alone on the glass panel challenge & I am LIVID that only Mai (#287) recognizes that she should’ve been IMMEDIATELY ELIMINATED FOR THAT 🙅🏻‍♀️

[heather @cineastette]

@jen_strings I couldn’t possibly agree more - like, the sheer audacity she has to gaslight Mai during their conversation as if she didn’t LITERALLY CAUSE Trey’s elimination by making him take more risks than anyone else

[heather @cineastette]

@jen_strings I SAID THE SAME THING TO DAVID!!! He insisted the producers wouldn’t have allowed it but I was like….what show have you been watching, these people love mess 😂😂😂

[heather @cineastette]

Not only that, it was also DANGEROUSLY STUPID?! Like the teamwork approach was clearly the best move for anyone on Glass Bridge who had position 15 or lower?! If #278 makes it through “Circle of Trust” I will riot in the streets

[heather @cineastette]

#JUSTICEFORMAI - I can’t stand to see the other contestants whispering about her dice game nomination!

How is it possible that no one else cares that Ashley (#278) is selfish as fuck and clearly should never get to benefit from teamwork again?!?

[heather @cineastette]

@jlumfox10 Do you know if the PD are aware that she has sold her home and is attempting to move? Since the case remains open, would there be any restrictions on where/how far she can go?

[heather @cineastette]

@fatnudes Would love one!

[poorly drawn lines @PDLComics]

retiring

[heather @cineastette]

@capcutapp if I become a pro member, will i get greater access to support? one of the recent updates made it impossible to edit certain video files i was routinely editing in-app before. #capcut

[🥔 p o t a t o 🥔 @risknext]

You are REQUIRED to enjoy your Grimace Shake

[heather @cineastette]

good luck finding a #webdeveloper with 6+ years of experience who will work for $19/hr

[heather @cineastette]

this is why the #jobmarket is a cesspool

companies let you waste time on their applications, only to hit you with patronizing-as-fuck questioning like this

[heather @cineastette]

employment scams have become more common recently & i strongly suggest clarifying that language

signed, someone who wasted 10 minutes looking into the @SAP domain to make sure it wasn't a reprise of this scam:

https://t.co/LP7edIW58v

[heather @cineastette]

heads up @AmericanAir -

it's pretty alarming to redirect job applicants to an @SAP careers domain in apparent contradiction to the statement highlighted below

(particularly when you require an SSN just to submit a resume)