M. M. Stewart

Director. Educator. Intimacy Coordinator. Hair Dye Enthusiast. (she/her)

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@mattnathanson is the voice of The Strat in Vegas tonight #DetroitWaves

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I got migraine Botox today.

Me: I heard you can get side effects after the injections, like worse headaches for a while.

My neurologist: None of my patients have reported that.

Me:

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Honestly though it is THE best pop-punk Christmas album and they should do a tour.

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The Maine just announced their fall tour featuring music from “all” their past albums, but “HO HO HOPEFULLY” WHEN??? 🎄

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@SpenserStarke @CriticalRole Holy shit!!! Congratulations!!

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We were born as one.

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@larrycurlyanfro I think it’s short for Lawrence right? Like nobody names a baby Larry

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Mark Twain, etc

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Well, I've officially started getting targeted ads to sell my eggs.

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Me: Hey, Mom, do you want to see a video of an owl running?
Mom: No.

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#QueenCharlotte isn’t quite sure about what it’s take on mental illness is, but the intimacy coordination is on point and I cried at the end. So there you go.

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“My favorite Einstein quote is, ‘There’s nothing better than dicking around on boats.’”

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New York: The world is a bleak apocalypse from which we shall never recover. Masks for smoke?? We are in Hell.

California: WILDFIRE SEASON BABYYY HAPPY AUGUST

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@LaurenPokedoff Seconding Au Cheval for burgers.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Dune: Part 2 opens with Princess Irulan saying this word for word

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Anyone who’s ever told you a hickey was a “curling iron burn” is banking on you not having ever seen a curling iron burn, because this shit is really really not cute.

[Daily Trixie & Katya @trixandkatdaily]

5/2/23
📷: trixiemattel

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*LOUD WAILING SINGINGGGG* 😱

[DUNE @dunemovie]

Long Live the Fighters. #DunePartTwo only in theaters November 3.

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“Strengths of both genders, weaknesses of neither.” #SailorUranus

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Today we celebrate the 17th birthday of Delia.