Cinematic Loser

Smart-ass quips and lame movie reviews.

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@mrbrianrowe Am I right???

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@JNavs_ Great picks for everyone overall!

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@JNavs_ Lakeith or Kaluuya would be fantastic as Two Face.

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@scottEmovienerd Goodfellas, The Godfather, Cast Away, Pulp Fiction

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I know when that hotline bling.

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Can everyone shut up about Joe Rogan and focus on the fact that in Hulu’s #PamAndTommy Tommy Lee has a naked heart-to-heart conversation with his penis on screen!

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All my thoughts since I was seven have been about Michelle Pfeiffer!

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A comedian’s job is to stop New Yorkers on the street and ask them if they have any thoughts about Michelle Pfeiffer. End of discussion.

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@PlaidRocker @MichaelMatteoRo My favorite scene of the movie. It truly shows how weird and delusional Lloyd really is.

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Same

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@MattCouchois @MattWKeyser That’s b.s.

We all know fakelife doesn’t pull out of anything.

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Helpful tip: Never scream “Now this is pod-racing!” during sex.

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Just remember, even Tony Soprano had panic attacks and that MF had a gold ring on his pinkie.

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When the alien blood finally wears off

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I don’t know, it’s kind of hard to take spiritual people who live in Malibu seriously.

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When you’re the third wheel and happy about it.

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@kvnxush And for the last 7 years I’ve been trying to buy the domain https://t.co/YhyZUg1bvz

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@wesciam @JohnCena I think it’s most likely going to The Miz

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Buckle-up Buckaroo!

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Republican Olympian-turned-celebrity Caitlyn Jenner announced she will run to replace Gov. Gavin Newsom in the recall election.

https://t.co/XtbsCiNw9c

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Going to tell my kids this was the BTK killer.

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So who’s starting the Gofundme for Arclight Theaters?

I’ll donate the amount I usually spend at each screening; $47.00