not ian

literally a towel on a string

[not ian @cinemattika]

My brain: get charger out of bag
Me: water bottle found on the way! task complete!
Brain: … did you get the charger?
Me: … please resubmit original request

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meritocracy dad: dragging self up by shoestrings since 1961

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My brain is mushy

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@ammanrkayla OI THATS WELL GOOD CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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forever relevant

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Ima be real for a sec - if men dont wanna be blasted into space against their will they shouldnt go to costume parties dressed as astronauts. Its common sense guys

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got maggie smith round my house at the moment and its fucking chaos

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i bet you play solitaire fullscreen

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@YourBunDaddy Yep stopped ages ago for this reason, I was like ‘… wtf am I doing?’

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The thing with deciding how best to move forward with music is AAAAAGGGHHHH and AAAGGGHHHHGGHHGGGHGHGGGH

[not ian @cinemattika]

immediately fall in love with yourself forever.

[orla gartland @orlagartland]

STOLEN GEAR (a thread): please share & keep an eye out

full descriptions & images under the ‘stolen’ highlight on my instagram page

[not ian @cinemattika]

some weird dystopian future idk. not a solution for violence by men against women and does not supersede the need for men (not women) to be educated and do the work to make women feel safe in our society 2/2

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a secret social network for women only with a database ft the names and pics of men they dated. women can give men scores for safety and if someone feels unsafe with a man they can go to the database and give them a bad review and the ones who have -3 stars don’t get dates 🤷 1/2

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oh I crossed that bridge years ago babe dw but thanks

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#SquidGame ep6 ENDED ME i was physically shaking, player me has been eliminated bye

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i wore eyeliner today and the man behind the corner shop counter wouldn’t speak to or look at me. which is his loss cuz I look fkin incredible

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@GeorgePointon_ And it ISN’T. PIZZA.

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absolutely nothing like that time I mistook nail polish remover for micellar water and nearly deleted my eyeball and the bottle said seek medical attention so I alerted my neighbour who once helped a cat give birth

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I’LL BUY ANYTHING YOU WANT JUST GET IT AWAY FROM ME