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my biggest flex is my masters degree. i’m smart but ALSO stupid.

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

Musk didn’t invent Tesla, he bought it
Musk didn’t invent SpaceX, he bought it
Musk didn’t invent Starlink, he bought it
Musk didn���t invent “X,” he bought it
Musk didn’t invent Trump, he bought him

[A L I @Cinerdella]

Cuz also… look at my new rig 🥹

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So what if I….. started streaming again?

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@AmericanDadLive That’s like when I used to post anonymously to those missed connections pages about myself to see who else got a crush on me 👀

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

At some point, this has to be illegal. Incitement to violence cannot continue to exist like this.

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@PoidaSmall I’m so angry. The flight isn’t even full and it’s an Airbus and so much bigger than the one we flew here on.

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Cmon @Delta…. Return trip and you tell me my dog can’t fit in her kennel?? You watched her stand and turn around multiple times - comfortably might I add - and still wanted to kick me off. We’re well within regulations and you almost stranded us. 😡

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@thequippster @kimpetras SLAY OMG

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@DJTILA who eats only one slice??

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@JToyts @AmericanDadLive I think it's also a control fetish. Everything is a fetish

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@AmericanDadLive shiiii they making bag tho

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@ClassyKatie I just moved to an area infested with them. Never had to deal with them before. It’s a nightmare 😭

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a doctor's office asked me to fill out a form and fax it to them. fax? FAX?!

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@jtrebach I did this as a kid once. Put blush on my cheeks and everyone thought I was flushed. I was too embarrassed to tell the truth so I just went with it. I got to go home 🤷‍♀️

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@ClassyKatie

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@JohannAffendy @lucyj_ford dont you look stupid

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@JohannAffendy @lucyj_ford

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@PicturesFoIder I don't

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@therealleanbeef hail beef