⚢ everett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 🏳️‍⚧️

20yo degenerate futch fagdyke

[⚢ everett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 🏳️‍⚧️ @cineverett]

never let being a boy stop you from being a girl 🐌🐌🐌

[salt ✦ phm x7 @saltwatersweets]

@__tls123 someone said “‘no no its okay i’ll wait, not like i only have thirty years left to live or anything’” 😭😭

[gracerocky pr specialist @eridiansq]

rocky's kids in grace's class hearing this and immediately snitching. cut to stressed out rocky bursting through the door of grace's biodome asking him WHY HE WANTS TO LEAVE ALL OF SUDDEN??!

[nic :p @freakbargeekbar]

The second you mention suicidal thoughts to any doctor:
"DOYOUHAVEAPLAN?DOYOUHAVEAPLAN?DOYOUHAVEAPLAN?DOYOUHAVEAPLAN?DOYOUHAVEAPLAN?DOYOUHAVEAPLAN?DOYOUHAVEAPLAN?DOYOUHAVEAPLAN?DOYOUHAVEAPLAN?DOYOUHAVEAPLAN?DOYOUHAVEAPLAN?DOYOUHAVEAPLAN?DOYOUHAVEAPLAN?DOYOUHAVEAPLAN?DOYOUHAVEAP-"

[michael (chainsaw) @nightsgrow]

ryan gosling

[⚢ everett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 🏳️‍⚧️ @cineverett]

@maybewekiss2 read a fic where rocky asked grace why his face was red after meeting simon. dont piss me off

[Sabre TV | PHM arc @sabre_tv]

Rocky wasn’t listening to a single word of that lmao

[⚢ everett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 🏳️‍⚧️ @cineverett]

@CuriousBunnie12 im 20 and still have a living great-grandparent

[Ivy || PB3 AUGUST 14TH 🛸 @TheLastTime31]

Neurotypical people be like

OCD is when clean
ADHD is when shiny thing
Autism is when retarded
Depression is when sad

[⚢ everett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 🏳️‍⚧️ @cineverett]

reading a bunch of fics and assuming something is canon bc its EVERYWHERE, only to find out it's just a popular headcanon

[bren ✮ @dorkdiazries]

reading fics for a show i haven't finished yet is like huh, i wonder if that's a spoiler or if they made it up

[bren ✮ @dorkdiazries]

reading fics for a show i haven't finished yet is like huh, i wonder if that's a spoiler or if they made it up

[lauryn @rynwave]

starting a collection

[gracerocky pr specialist @eridiansq]

imagine the tattoos arent an eridian cultural thing like grace assumed and they show up to erid only for grace to realize hes practically dating an eridian bad boy

[ricki ⟡⋆₊𖤐.ᐟ @mothparfait]

lusting over a white man named ryan my life is genuinely so fucking over

[Lilly @lilly_of_valley]

[christian camp counsellor trying to understand t4t polyamory] y’know who else had long hair, an entourage of twelve people madly in love with him and abandonment issues?

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

happy 10th birthday to "milkshake duck"

[strattland's orphan @strattlander]

oh look at me im Eva Stratt i am a beautiful redhead with a beautiful name who speaks 9+ languages and my hair is glowy and smooth at the end of the world. fuck you

[Jenni @hashjenni]

It seems like Mamdani doesn’t even have an office he just works the streets like a smiling genie granting common wishes

[CeCe 🐝 @CeCeAndTheBees]

I wish barbenheimer never happened cause none kf you dumbasses misunderstood what it was despite the concept of it being so simple