Dom Crisafi

10/6/16 D.C&A.B.
This is straight fuckery.
Prepare for a colossal amount of bullshit.
This is gonna be one helluva wild ride.

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

Shits not adding up. I may be quite but i see all from the back of the room. Ill put it all together, dont you worry that pretty lil ass.

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

"Dont flex your dick at me" #Alexa2k16

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

"Im sorry, your my girlfriend, but your boyfriend needs some dick" #Dom2k16

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

*picks up spoon* "fork?"
#dom2k16

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

"I wish i could inhale through my ass so when i fart i can vape"
#dom2k16

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

"I didnt mean to hit you in the balls, i just wanted some dick" #Red2k16

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

"I have juicy nips" #dom2k16

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

"Lets share one set of skin" #dom2k16

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

"Im pretty sure cocaine is kosher" #Dom2k16

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

If you dont use the squid 🐙 at least once a day your not living right.

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

If your the chicken and im the egg, the only question left is....whos gonna cum first? 😏

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

I call for public hangings on anyone who doesn't like pizza. #Dom2k16

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

No matter who the President ends up being theyre going to have the fastest impeachment known to history. #Dom2k16

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

You eat those pizza rolls, ill tongue fuck this pudding cup
#dom2k16

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

"Why do you need a hat?"
"Because my head"
#dom2k16

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

"Octagons make me so fucking hard"
#dom2k16

[Dom Crisafi @cinimodaxela]

If my dick was as big as your ego, id be in the Guinness Book of World Records. #Dom2k16