no chess club this week bc of the holiday which means I have one (1) more week to become better at chess and significantly hotter and to master the English and Najdorf and Semi Tarrasch and lose 10 lbs and
“He wore glasses and I didn’t. So if we got into an argument, I’d call him ‘four-eyes’. ‘Four-eyes!’ And he’d go, ‘Pigeon chest!’ My chest was not as developed as his, or whatever [...] these things obviously bring you together.”
- Paul McCartney on his days with John Lennon
@glittersquirrel@tozerving if one of them isn’t balding and the other doesn’t look like a wooden bust of himself left to the elements for 30 years it is NOT old man yaoi 😤
when i experience a flicker of attraction for another person i go burn my fingerprints off on the stovetop to punish myself for my wretched immoral predatory ways